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Tesla Man Tesla Man 21 January 2013
10

NightHawk vs Tesla Man- Wiki Rap Battle Tournament Round 2


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKI RAP!

NIGHTHAWK

VS!

TESLA MAN

BEGIN!



  • 1 Tesla:
  • 2 NightHawk:
  • 3 Tesla:
  • 4 NightHawk:


(begin reading at 0:22 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSvO6h2zWuM&feature=watch_response)

Like Alexander I'll drag you down to hell in the hour

little B*tches like you can't conceal my power

hawks in the night should only stay in one place

but ya know the kids fourteen and already speaks like Scarface!

Luigi must have been easy but remember this is no picnic

no pressure- but everyone here is the critic.

Now get off your high horse or whatever's that thing

and step down from your thrown for i am you king.

Go back to Peru, now i'll even help you pack

but look you homophobic Incan i'm not your fallback

come try to beat me but i wont be overtaken

I'm like glass: i'…





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Tesla Man Tesla Man 13 August 2012
16

Rap Battles Episode 2: Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible

([Beat] Start Reading Ivan's part at 0:20 )

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

ALEXANDER THE GREAT!

VERSUS!

IVAN THE TERRIBLE!

BEGIN!


Ivan:

For I'm the bane of the world, and your existance

You're 20 years old, so war's not your business.

Keep your nose out of things that you can't comprehend

And go drink some wine and than butcher a friend.

I'm sorry to tell you, but you're not a god

So set down your sword and come home from abroad.

Aristotle didn't teach you how to rap, so stop trying

your empire's gone, but mine has stayed undying.


Alexander:

I'm the wrath of the gods, so prepare for your trial

I controlled the known world that was East of the Nile.

I'll stab you and cut you, than rip you in half

so i can pull you down to Hades on my empire's behalf.

I spit on yo…



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Tesla Man Tesla Man 7 August 2012
12

Rap Battles Episode:1 Tesla vs Edison






Welcome to Rap Battles! This is a new series created by yours truly, where i take YOUR suggestions, yes, your suggestions, and turn them into raps, complete with music, a decent ammount of verses, and yes, most importantly, raps. To kick off my series, i'm going to start now, with, of course, Tesla vs Edison. Here's the rap to show you how this all works.


Beat --->

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THOMAS EDISON!

VERSUS!

NIKOLA TESLA!

BEGIN!



Tesla:

i'm the father of today so just sit down son

we're like AC/DC, but i'm the half that won.

I'll be droppin' rhymes like your concrete houses

Tesla vs Edison is like cats and mouses

Don't be shocked boss, I'm turning on the lights

Like World Fair: Chicago, I'll brighten up the night.

New York, America, and someday E…








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