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The Flatwoods Monster The Flatwoods Monster 6 March 2021
2

SCP-682 vs. Godzilla

this place was already on life support but fandom’s just kinda putting the pillow over yalls mouths with these constant shitty, shitty updates. anyway. godzilla vs kong. big lizards are cool. i got into scp stuff finally. here’s this epic rap battle of horror successor.

Item #: SCP-682 vs. Godzilla

Object Class: Thaumiel

Description: Bane of the SCP Foundation with a hatred for all living things, SCP-682 AKA the 'Hard-to-Destroy Reptile' has breached containment and encountered the king of the monsters, SCP-[REDACTED] AKA ']

Little screen time as you get... your object class is ‘elusive.’

I thought World War II reminders... couldn’t get more toothless

Always changing your form… more than Dr. Bright’s amulet.

Hostile to redesigns… CGI is hardly animate

T…

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The Flatwoods Monster The Flatwoods Monster 28 October 2020
4

Helena vs. Mileena: Round 2


Project LEDA’s Ukranian killer clone turned beloved sestra from the BBC TV show Orphan Black, Helena enters the ring of kombat with the snake-tongued, half-Edenian, half-Tarkatan daughter of Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat, Mileena, to see who’s the fiercer rouge clone sister not above killing their prototypes.

this battle was suggested by neo. it says 'round 2' bc i did this once before, just didnt post it on here. new wiki format sucks so this blog might look fucky.

go read gabriel's battle (https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:GabrielolXP/Wednesday_Addams_vs_Tomie_Kawakami._Epic_Rap_Gabriel_of_History)


  • 1 Color Key
  • 2 The Battle
  • 3 Outro
  • 4 Rap Meanings


Mileena in light pink

Helena in swamp green


Think you’ve got what it takes to tango? Your k…





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The Flatwoods Monster The Flatwoods Monster 30 April 2020
7

Harley Quinn vs. Hazbin Hotel



Aspiring super-villain from the new animated series of the same name, Harley Quinn, steps up to bat versus Hazbin Hotel


it not like ive had anything better to do.

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The Flatwoods Monster The Flatwoods Monster 24 October 2019
8

Life is Strange vs Stranger Things 2

go read witch's battle.

hey guys. 'flats? the fuck? you just posted a battle get out of here you can't come back for another six months' i know i know. i started writing this battle three years ago, give me a break.

secondly, this isn't a sequel, it's a remake. the original st vs lis was really biased, rushed and for some reason had warren in it and i thought this was too cool of a match up to not redo. ‘aw, come on, flats, you’ve done three life is strange battles and guested as max/chloe in four different battles not including the many others you were lined up for that didn’t happen’ i GET IT i swear ive played more games since then and this is hopefully the last lis battle you'll ever see from me.

Delinquents in arms Chloe Price and Rachel Am…

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The Flatwoods Monster The Flatwoods Monster 18 August 2019
17

Samus vs Ripley


hey.

The last survivor of the Nostromo, Ellen Ripley from the iconic sci-fi film series Alien raps against bounty hunter extraordinaire Samus Aran from Nintendo's Metroid to see who's the better sci-fi heroine to do battle with invasive alien species.


  • 1 Credits
  • 2 The Battle
    • 2.1 Ellen Ripley:
    • 2.2 Samus:
    • 2.3 Ellen Ripley:
    • 2.4 Samus:
    • 2.5 Ellen Ripley:
    • 2.6 Samus:
  • 3 Outro
  • 4 Rap Meanings


Colleen Ballinger as Ripley

Brie Larson as Samus

Some little kid as Newt

Beat:



Another steroid-pumping space junkie thinks he can out-blaster me,

While all I’m asking is, ‘who do I have to fuck to battle Master Chief?’

Let’s start with this Starcrafter geek. To me, you’re all a dead show.

Buncha copying offspring and I’m the Queen Bee you echo.

No threats detected in the franchise Nintendo begs to let …






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