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This is my first time so drop all the criticisms you want



Phone Guy: Hello, hello? Hey! Hey.

Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around due to---

  • Freddy pushes Phone Guy of the stage*

Epic Fan Batlles of History!!!

Toy Animatronics

Vs.

Original Animatronics



Begin!!!



Freddy

How Dare you challenge my crew, you unoriginal animatronics.

You're such a ripoff.

Cuz your made in China

Whats with those makeup, Ugh!

You call that a jumpscare, you're just givin hugs to the guard.

Bonnie

Whats this!! I am replaced by this plastic animatronic

I will choke you like I choke the Night guard

And I will pull out that Marionette and throw it to the dumpster

Is a Ventriloquist really legal to be a guitarist?

Hah! not!! Cuz you're just stoned 

Chica

Lets Eat those Bitches, and tell them my rhymes are beak dropping

My Jaw will end you up crying

While we just celebrate in your dumpster

Cuz youre all terrible like that 0 mode 

Foxy

Kudos to you maties. 

I'll teach those Motherfuckers how to rock on a pizzeria

Like what I did in the Bite of '87

Sorry Mangle you can't join my crew cuz your a Scurvey Dog

Instead I'll shove you to the Kids dick

Fredbears Family Diner Animatronics

Good thing were still the plushies

Bonnie

Cuz were cute

Chica

Huggable

Freddy and Foxy

And worth the prize

Phone Guy: This is supposed to be a kids pizzeria and yo----

  • Toy Freddy pushes pg off the stage*

Toy Freddy

Gee stop being jealous

You monstrous paedophiles

Were on the stage

Toy Bonnie

Cuz were child-friendly

Toy Chica

and Sexy  

Puppet(Marionette)

Cuz were so suprising

Balloon Boy

We'll beat you like those Atari Games we provided

Mangle

I'll make your pains worse than the bite of 87

Toy Animatronics

Were ready to defeat you

Your just jealous of us

Cuz your getting old

And being forgotten

In fact you're being rust to trash

Original Animatronics

Your rhymes were so horrible

More horrible than a dildo

That you could be charged for child abuse

  • Golden Freddy Teleports in the stage*

Golden Freddy

ITS ME!!!

i am the oldest among all animatronics

but in fact I am a kingpin plus a pioneer of this pizzeria

show these douchebags how to behave in a pizzeria for a week

Buisness was good when I entertain kids

Now it is terrible because of you all!!!




Who Won

Whos Next

You....Oh SH*t

Vanceros (talk) 15:56, November 26, 2014 (UTC)Fired For Unproffesionalism, Tampering with the animatronics, and odor


                                                                                                     -Fazbear Entertainment

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