Wow, an off-season. I bet no one has every done those before, right? 
Did this mainly to start getting back into the swing of writing battles. Been a while and I need to get dat creativity juice flowin', ya know?
I got this one suggested to me by Fire a while back. She probably wasn't expecting me to actually do it, tho. :P
Probably the worst battle I've ever written. Wrote it in just a few hours. Oh, well. Try to enjoy. :P
Freddy Fazbear Background: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Chuck E. Cheese: Chuck E. Cheese's
Beat: http://youtu.be/GCwl-f9gwGw
Audio by Stoff: https://soundcloud.com/stofferex/freddy-fazbear-vs-chuck-e-cheese-erb-vg-vs-h
Battle[]
EPIC RAP BATTLES: VIDEO GAMES VS HISTORY
FREDDY FAZBEAR
VS
CHUCK. E. CHEEEEEEEEESE!
BEGIN!
Chuck E. Cheese[]
(0:10)
Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can be a kid!
But if they head on over to your place, they'll just wind up dead,
I'm a pizzeria legend! Ya don't wanna step up to this Rap Rat,
I'm gonna force you into retirement, just like Crusty the Cat!
You're just a wannabe me! Heck, everyone agrees
When they describe your game, they say, "Ehh, it's kinda like a haunted Chuck E. Cheese."
You're not true horror! You're just paranoia-fueled jump scares,
Hell, people love Foxy more! You're just an outdated teddy bear!
Freddy Fazbear[]
Well, howdy, Chucky, how's it going? I love to entertain children!
So, time to put a smile on your face, since you're more blank than the camera in the kitchen!
I got raps like rat traps; you bring in cheese by the dozen,
I'll beat you so hard, call this The Battle That Pretty Much Wasn't!
I must be likable! I'm getting a sequel! Meanwhile, your sales are dropping,
They had to remake your design, 'cause your corporation's always flip-flopping!
Ball pits, games, and shows galore to compensate for your bad food?
You're getting way too immature. Here, let me get you a nice suit...
Chuck E. Cheese[]
You? Beat me? Hah! That's golden, Freddy,
People think I'm scarier, and just draw you all cute and cuddly!
Come on! Let's Eat! I'm Mr. Munch-ing up your disses!
Call this the Bite of '87, 'cause you won't be allowed out after this!
Freddy Fazbear[]
I got that pizza people love! You ruin people's bowels!
Take you out behind a barn and put you out like Jasper T. Jowls!
I fill you with fear and paranoia! You can't step up to Freddy!
I'll leave you Colleen out for help, because-
WHO WON?
WHO CARES?
YOU DECIDE!
EP-
...
shit
