Another Idea I had since Ash's cameo on in the ERB Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin fight. A literal Battle of the Ages between Pokemon Trainer Ash Ketchum vs Evil Dead's Chainsaw-wieldind Ash Williams. Fair warning a lot of battles will feature horror characters but I'll sprinkle in afew more surprise battles along the way.
Ash Williams
Back from the dead, the king's come for the throne.
The monsters you fight only exist in games and phones.
Then Boom! I thought I killed some ugly vermin before!
But your C-minus-GI showed me some real Ivy-sores.
What kind of shitty parents leave their kids all alone,
To have pg dogfights with any stranger on the road?
This kid's acting reckless, you'd think he'd be stoned,
Literally, trying to throw hands with a fucking god's clone.
Done to death Mechanics seems to be your only kind of Hex,
One wave, and I'll cut you down like you're national dex!
You can't beat the best, let your furbait rest!
You'd do more than faint when you catch a bullet to the chest!
Can't age, can't win, can't tame your petting zoo;
You blow so hard, I think I'll rename you Assachu!
Maybe you're balls would've dropped if you knew what I've been through,
But for a lamer Pokerap, I sure choose you!
Ash Ketchum
This old man wants to battle? But his moves all missed?
Guess you're having trouble getting up your ol' boomstick.
Poison jabs on the mic, pure steel in a fight,
You're scary face proves to be your film's only fright!
Tamer of Dragons, and befriender of the gods,
You should hit a gym, you move as much as metapods!
I won't drop to your level, mine's already at max!
Lay off the candies, you evolved into a snorlax!
With your reboots and retools, I can see your true con;
Sam Raimi's been playing with the Necronomicon!
Just call me Elite, you can't beat my team's might!
Three turns is all I need to leave you dead by daylight!
You saved the world? Ditto, you wimpod.
I'll seize your win like an Electric Porygon.
Like your timeline, you rap in one big loop,
Watch me cook myself some campbell chunky soup!
Ash J. Williams
Leave you seeing Red, it's best you don't talk;
Since your mom's taking wood from everyone on the block!
Ash Ketchum
You're one to talk, and I don't mean to poke;
But you couldn't stop your sis from catching poison Oak.
Ash J. Williams
No more games, boy you flip-flop like a magikarp;
I'm R-rated, you're rated E for everyone at S-Mart.
Talk about relatives? Make like your dad and take a hike.
Who knows who he is, when your mom's the town's bike.
Ashes to Ashes? You're not the real Enemy,
In a Pokesnap I'll finally kill your deadite of an anime.
Ash Ketchum
You call yourself a hero? I just don't get the hype.
When your friends and family are made up of ghost types.
Shit talking is easy for this glitchy bootleg of a hack,
Talking promiscuity dressed like a slutty lumberjack?
Keep your hands to yourself and stay in your stall,
I don't mean STDs when I say "Catch 'em all"!
Another Critical Ashley, there's no need to frown;
Call me PETA, I just put another dog down.
More Battles[]
Hint for Next battle: Geniuses seeking to change the world by force.