Amy you’ve run this tourney smoother than probably anyone in the last 4 years, but you have a nasty habit of putting deadlines on my busy weeks. Anyway, no more time to ramble.
Howdy folks. It’s Tourney time for the last time. Yes, indeed, we’re finishing off the finals with the magnificent Mortal vs the Mad Munk.
More intro bullshit then we battle
Hey where's the Trixter cameo
Hey I thought you'd take this more seriously as the finale
Scraw please make your last shitpost good
Beat[]
Mortal5075 vs Bantha117[]
THE FINALE
OF A TOURNEY
VERSUS
BEGIN!
Mortal5075:
(Begins at 0:22)
Monkeys beware! The Russian Bear will flatten beasts like a manta.
Like a white kid who likes Black Panther go Sicko Mode on Mort Bantha.
A Soviet will eat this Farm of Animals, my hunger leaves MunKitteh staggered.
I'll lynch this Monkey, leave him like his delay in writing; in a hanger!
Sorry we missed ya berfday, here's instead a thick lines creampie that I blast.
Deletes others shitposts yet I see that shit bronze match came out his ass.
I circumcise my rivals, sorry ya had to drop the ball just when you got to finals.
But now "lost their biggest members" will be both your own and wiki's titles.
Bantha117:
(Begins at 0:44)
If I’m the wiki’s Content Cop why am I facing iDubbbz’ uglier cousin?
Chopping a commie’s cock off, I’m seizing your means of reproduction
I left Numbers numb, and gave our host Kelly the Killshot
We both kicked out Brits, but I beat Liam before he let his skill rot
I couldn’t write a verse worse than yours if I was Stalin for infinite time
You couldn’t go 6 lines without spitting some shit that didn’t rhyme
You’re always Russian out your lyrics, but here’s a line that’ll astound you
I was shitposting back in Round 2 and I’m still running circles around you
Mortal5075:
(Begins at 1:06)
Admin MCs who can’t see they’re below C will have their bodies dumped in seas.
Bringing Vietnam when I burn Monkey's trees, I’ll bomb the fandom to debris.
Help him please! He can't space words cause I Gag-arin him with ease!
I dropped last three who tested me on knees, you lot are testing your Mortalities!
This blow-hard jacksfilms fan blows hard while Mortal's Kombat brings Fatalities.
But that don't make you Kitana, so boy, you cannot fuck with me!
If George of the Jungle came to my streets I’ll stone him hard into concrete.
Cause like your name with "tha" removed, you're just a bad joke to delete.
Bantha117:
(Begins at 1:28)
What’s more broken? You getting through the bracket or your English when you’re rapping?
I wanted a challenging rapper, Amy, not one that was mentally fucking challenged.
You’re a failed actor, we all know that means you’re waiting tables like they’re deadlines
Hating Meat and lacking heat, the Slav’s getting served all the way back to the breadlines
Get your retorts sorted! You’ve got a decent lines shortage
I’m taking candy from a baby-rager that should have been aborted!
You're fucking dead, kiddo, this gorilla’s ill will is taking you to probate
Makes sense you kiss boys when you can’t even keep your flow straight
Mortal5075:
(Begins at 1:50)
Middle fingers in the air like 3D Get Ready when I leave burns of 3rd Degree ratings.
Your time is fading; 1,2,3 and you're Degrading even stronger than 3 D gradings!
Forget those Night shield puns, I'll show em how shit's done and set the stakes higher.
Night's the pedo but you're the one who is sounding like Dan Schneider.
Call this beat a Skype call cause I now bring a rape like your name, I'm adding Ds!
I get off at those who want it violently and you must want it since you came after me.
On the serious note, you're one sad sod when Jorn and Joe say you're the fraud.
But thanks fuck we don't know what've would happened if Frenzy was a mod.
Bantha117:
(Begins at 2:12)
Far cry from Eminem? Bitch, you've got skill that's skittle-sized
You’re making a lot of Night jokes for someone that’s getting victimized
And on the subject: “Getting off violently?” Are you dissing Max or me?
‘Cuz you seem more focused on that rhyme scheme but it’s lacking originality
That old friends list is suspect, full of hentai and sex offenders
You’ve got edgier thoughts than a Hot Topic, with all the relevance of a Spencer’s
But really, with that pocket pussy and this rapey attitude in the Fedor pile,
Is it any shock this fucking creep’s so obsessed with the pedophile?
WHO WON?
NO ONE IS NEXT
STOP VOTING FOR WIKIANS WHEN YOU COULD BE VOTING FOR THINGS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER
NO MORE TOURNEY
THAT WAS IT
FOR THE
EIGHTH TOURNEY
WIKI RAP TOURNAMENT
Mortal5075 vs MetalFire • Dark Cyan vs JKGame • Bobdave vs Meatholl • Joeaikman vs Awesome Betterhero • Element K vs SoothSaiyaman! • ABunchofNumbers vs JakeTheManiac • TKandMit vs Dragonsblood23 • ERBofSmoshery vs Bantha117 |
Dark Cyan vs Mortal5075 • ABunchofNumbers vs SoothSaiyaman! • TKandMit vs Bantha117 • Bobdave vs Joeaikman |
Joeaikman vs Mortal5075 • ABunchofNumbers vs Bantha117 |
Mortal5075 vs Bantha117 |