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it’s off season because you know
Rocky vs Little Mac
Today we have Punch Out character and actor/boxer facing off against famous bad director Michael Bay
Danke Leandro
ask lexi what the connection is, she suggested it
Nice Peter as Michael Bay
Epic Loyd? idk as Super Macho Man
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
MICHAEL BAY
VS
SUPER
MACHO
MAN!
BEGIN!
Super Macho Man[]
Marvel as the world’s greatest boxer steps into the ring
Leatherface can’t even hope to beat the Super Macho King!
While I’m rising to the top, becoming the new champion
You’re making god awful films that are just campy, man!
I tried to watch Transformers, and it was so fucking bad that I nearly cried
Then I watched your Ninja Turtles abomination, and my whole childhood died!
My rhymes are Platinum, while your rhymes are just plain and utter crap
You were an easier opponent than that Brooklyn kid Little Mac
Michael Bay[]
Time for me to diss this grandpa who takes the pain but gets no gain
Whose raps are worse than all of his repetitive fighting games
Why don’t you Transform yourself into an actually good fighter?
You look like an old Oompa Loompa, why don’t you make your skin whiter?
My rhymes will you bite you like your steroids, right in your ass
Beating up kids? Can’t you show a little bit of class?
You can’t hope to beat me, so suck my cock
Because your rhymes fell short, just like The Rock!
Super Macho Man[]
Here it comes! Prepare to Feel the Burn!
Because when I Release the Beast, you’re gonna learn
why everyone thinks all your movies are utter trash
Newsflash: It’s because you only make them for the cash!
Michael Bay[]
Your raps are bogus! Just like Little Mac in Smash!
Why can’t you realize all your games are all rehashed?
Nice try at beating me. but your rhymes made me hurl
Now I’m the Title Champion! Welcome...to my world!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
I FORGOT HOW TO MAKE A POLL!
EPIC RAP BATTLES
"MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!"
MOVIES VS HISTORY