| Dark Cyan vs Amontgomery1432 | |
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| Release date | July 7th, 2020 |
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Mort:
Paddy:
Rae:
Mort: What? I'm not writing the intro. You write the into.
Cyan: Fine
Hello, and welcome to this bonus battle for the Ninth Wiki Rap Tournament. We're out here having exhibition matches and shit! For real, this tourney's been the most hype tournrey we've had since like the 4th or 5th, and I've gotta thank Mortal for the awesome job he's doing so far!
Don't fuck it up now!
This battle pits Cyan against Amont in a matchup between...People who lost in round 2, I guess
Beat is here
Enjoy!
The Battle[]
Amontgomery1432[]
Ooh, a DM from Mortal: "How about a bonus match with Cyan?"
You mean the guy that couldn't pass a simple math test? Alright then
He seems anxious to face this, so I'll be gracious and can the dude
I mean, he can't be too tough; This bitch got turned into Bantha food!
Your style's repetitive, so I guess both of us are prone to stammering
I'm dropping bangers without running the risk of getting banned for it
Wachowt for the rap steroids. If you're struggling now, you sure can't handle me
It's hard to diss you, though. Being a writer is your whole personality
Dark Cyan[]
Least I crafted an original Wiki persona from scratch,
‘Stead of trying to be the failed cash-grab reboot of Flats!
Looks like you even dropped that crap when Mort’s shitpost clique was in style!
Meanwhile trying to rile me, bringing up my losses? You’re in denial!
I’ve scored more tourney victories against the masses than you’ve had total matches
I’ll tank your chances to stamp out this Champ, burn you and scatter the ashes!
Mx. ‘Horror Vs’ is getting scared, but believe me fam. I get you.
If I were ever to lose a round 1, I’d probably ghost for three years too
Amontgomery1432[]
For a guy with "Dark" in his name, I figured you'd go harder than that
Reboot is right, because I'm about to drop you Flat on your ass!
Your flow bites as hard as your novel, so I'll pop these shoddy lines
When I sing this Song of Death and make a few bucks on Spotify
You say I'm plagiarizing when you're Leandro's Mimikyu
"Shitpost bad", but you let it get you to round two, didn't you?
After CyGIR bit the dust, I guess your schedule died, too
I mean, damn! You release new battles less often than I do!
Dark Cyan[]
(Alright, why a novel diss? I mean, This isn’t 2015 anymore, clearly!
I love how you knock my release schedule when I actually finished my series!
Under what circumstances do you think you could repeat what Flats did, kid?
I’d now critique the visuals, but it’d get skipped because nobody clicks the vid!)
I could Analyse all your weak lines one by one like that but I’m no Amateur
Sure, I dipped in covers. You still rip-off Hippie, though, so chuck that quip right back atcha!
Sentence by sentence dissection and a rewrite like your two cents are worth anyone’s time
Here, let me review all your battles at once with just three words; “This was fine.”
Amontgomery1432[]
Great Scot! The Brit invaded his home's rival land!
Your claim to fame is rapping authors, so why's the writing so bad?
A review with no substance that fails at being analytic
With a middle of the road conclusion? You're the new Nostalgia Critic!
Had an underwhelming debut, tried to Play the Game with Grav raps,
And you sunk Noah's friendship using a single rat trap!
Since you can't keep a job, it won't take much work to beat you
It's funny how I work with dairy, but you're the one that's serving DQs!
Dark Cyan[]
I worked hard to make my bite match my bark. I got that rap endurance
And this time I can’t break character to offer your sorry ass some reassurance
Compensates for their confidence by combining composite components of their companions!
Try believing in yourself instead of picking other users’ ideas to ape at random!
When life gives you Lemon, talk yourself into a loss before it even starts!
No room for doubt, man, because getting bulldozed by me ain’t for the faint of heart!
You’re the sixth wheel in the Rainbow Royale group whose inactivity only worsens
I get now why your pronouns are they/them. You must like being the third person
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