Oh look, a blog from me without Frisk or the batter. Anyway, a crapton of stuff has happened recently between me and the users of the wiki, and I get your anger, so I think it would be best if I leave THIS HOT RAP RIGHT HERE SON
RAP BATTLE FUCK YEAH
Bruce Banner:
I am Bruce Banner, don't mess with me
This is the tenth shirt I had to buy this week
When I'm angry I could still drive better than you
So suck my dick and read my comics too
Bruce Jenner:
I'm a real athlete, you probably take roids
Like that dude I hit with the car, you will be destroyed
I'm gonna get a sex change after this but first
Read Flashey's batter series, it's better than your verse
Bruce Banner:
Flashley's.... Batter series??????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hulk:
NO ONE TRIGGERS HULK
HE WILL MAKE YOU SULK
10/10 HULK WOULD SMASH YOU
SO BIG HE GOES IN BOTH BATHROOMS
WHEN HULK TRANSFORM, HE STILL A DECENT PERSON
HULK WILL MAKE YOU FEEL WORTHLESS
YOU MAKE HEADLINES, HERE IS NEWS
HULK STILL HAS BETTER BOOBS
Caitlyn Jenner:
Oh, it's about time for my rhymes-a
I didn't lose any penis, I just added vagina
From the track to that one car accident
I gotta go fast to keep up with the Kardashians
Centipede penis motherfucking dick transphobe
Stop destroying trains and cars you fucking asshole
I exist in real life, call me gender fluidity
But you, and your pants? You gotta be kidding me
Hulk:
HULK WAS INSENSITIVE, HE APOLOGIZE
HE LOVE LGBT, HE REALLY SORRY GUYS
Caitlyn Jenner:
You're a good guy Hulk, I'm sorry too.
Now I think we both know what we have to do.
Hulklyn:
I WILL SMASH ALL THE BIGOTED MEN
WHO DON'T ALLOW RIGHTS TO THE TRANSGENDS
WE NEED TO BE A HAPPY FREE WORLD
WHERE WE CAN BE EITHER BOY AND/OR GIRL
SHOUTOUT TO ANY OTHERKIN PUT YOUR HANDS UP
ALL THE GENDERS COME TOGETHER AND TAKE A STAND UP
I just realized that was really ableist, and I just wanna say
That I'm sorry. BUT PLEASE HELP US SMASH THE WHITE MEN
The Patriarchy:
Hulklyn please. I have heard your cries.
Now the era of oppression of minorities has died.
Now women can earn equal pay.
And trans women and men can use what bathroom they may.
No judgement for anyone who comes out as gay.
The white men give up their reign, this is the new way.
We learned to be tolerant, the bigotry has seized
NOW GET READY FOR ANOTHER BATTER BATTLE NEXT WEEK
WHO WON SON
BATTER IS NEXT
WHOOOOOOOOO
RAP BATTLES OF EQUAL RIGHTS