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.*insert intro when I think of one


Four4:[]

Thus the two forces collide, like bullets in a game of paintball

But this'll be a homicide, I'll make this rapping saint fall

No matter what I tried, I can't help clean this mess up

In the poll, we may be tied, but now you'll face the dark side of Europe

It's true, you've mastered disasters, Tkid155 is going to die

Because I'm an avid fan of kicking your tiny ass to the sky

I'd say I'm a Rap God, but this atheist already broke the heavens

See, Wii U don't stand a chance against the Ruler of the Peasants

Tkid115:[]

Ok, fuck nice greetings now. I'll go all out on this lame Brit.

Show the wiki that this former failed mod just ain't shit!

I may be a nice guy, but in battle, I'm law-less!

Like a boss against this bitch! I spit flawless!

Assassin-pool: Like Wallace!

All the people who voted for you will be saddened! All of your hopes

will be shattered. And still I wonder how you got that that many votes!

My TK ass you'll be kissing! The shots you've fired have missed me!

You may be on the MC Wiki, but I've built up my own victory!

(respect)




Four4:[]

Man up, Tkid, don't Screw It up just yet

'Cause when I'm done, no one will be giving you (respect)

Knock you back to a nobody, so the rise and descent

Of Trent went so fast Deadpool couldn't catch up, so vent

Your anger online in a rap, no one cared then and no one cares now

Head on back to the basement to make Mommy and Daddy proud

You may have matched my votes in the poll, although

Now that this 1v1 came true, it's over. Four wins, TK-O!

Tkid115:[]

C'mon. That shit you just spat wasn't even on par!

Let's do math; I'll divide this Four by 8 bars!

You're not good, homie! You're prose is dopey! Just go and blow me

you phony! I'll own you NOW, so better say "o-bai" , Joey!

This is a clash of titans! And strong opponents? I've had many!

But this one? I'll leave him crazy and depressed! Call him Kenny!

Ok, you're black! So what? I've heard enough! All I wanted to hear,

was you giving up! I'm T-KID and I'm the bigger MAN here!

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