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¡Oye! Toxic here, and I hope you're having a great day! While more battles are being made for the ongoing tourney, JKGame and I thought we would go up against each other to see who's the best at taking names and spitting flames! Getting to write again was very fun, and we hope that you enjoy this! ¡Hurraaaa!

JKGame vs GreenToxic
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Battle information
Release date 02/07/2020
Timeline
Previous Amy vs Mortal
Beat Information
Beat(s) The Beat
Other information
Rappers JK
Toxic

Here's duh beat! It's best played at 75% speed!

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Begin

GreenToxic (0:19):

This must be a mistake. I have to devote my day to this lame disgrace?

Look no farther than your name; your rap Game is always followed with "JK".

Didn’t know where to start with flames. Guess now you’re the one who needs a little help...

I’m just so disdained because I’ve seen more salt in a plain bag of kelp!

You talk about writing rap meanings when you lost all explanation long ago.

It’s no Wonder you need new motivation, maybe try the slightest deviation with your flow?

You’ve been here for two años but your existence was something I did not know.

I was gone for months off and on, but bro, even I wasn’t nearly that slow!

So go back to Crossy Road. All of your Dreams have made me, T, caler-done!

Running over you will be no less than fun, if you get what I’m Saiya! hun!


JKGame (0:42):

Look at this, Mr. Bean-looking fellow thinks he can school me on rhymes?

The last cipher you made was you being sour about Lemon’s last line!

I was hoping with this battle that you’d show your skills in Toxic Raps

Instead, they were more underwhelming than when Byleth showed up for Smash!

Even the kinds of edits you used to make had more substance than your bars

I can see why Tommy Wiseau’s in your profile page: you’re just as bizarre!

Better make haste to save face before I dispose of this Toxic waste

Watch me, I can pump out a dope battle in less than two days!

Here’s an Epicnail in the coffin, I know you’re used to losing to a Korean!

After this, I’ll Make Sure Your Voice is never Heard from again!


GreenToxic (1:06):

Two days? I’m His-panicked! With how long this took, what are you accounting for?

Keep it up, and you’ll regret this more than when I started watching porn.


JKGame (1:11):

It’s ironic, you’ve got such a raging hate boner against pornography

I can respect it, but you still best prepare to be screwed by me!


GreenToxic (1:16):

Stop talkin’ [sic]. You’re just miffed from being the opposite of Toxic.

I suggest you start calling me Little Mack, ‘cuz I’ve got 400 Green in my pocket!

Your whole shtick is so basic. Here, let me help fix everything you’ve spit.

Start with having every curse you’ve burst not be hit by a fr*ckin’ asterisk!

Can’t visit your user page since it doesn’t appeal to anyone older than six.

Wouldn’t surprise me if a new battle in a month has Peppa picked.

You’re tanking this battle, igual que your friend Thomas, how rich.

Well, here I am, finished. Didn’t know it was possible to be fluffier than Nick!


JKGame (1:35):

Want me to call you Little Mack? Then allow me to take out the K

‘Cause you can’t recover from this, you’re a low-tier in this Game!

Judging me for censoring swears while you’re bowdlerizing ERBs

Seen your amateur art, that shit’s trippier than anything from Yume Nikki!

My Little battles are Universally loved, your Random trilogy was just a Mess!

At this point, you’re only Green because you’re jealous of my success!

I should’ve just Ignored you if you’re going to fill your lines with More Lies

Time to end this Tale like MLP! I had enough of this 또라이 (Dorai)!


Scrapped Lyrics

GreenToxic:

You need to be motivated, you should really change.

I'd diss you using your battles, if that trash had any quality range.

They're just lame. Couldn't analyze a single flame even if Rae was my name.

I have enough fame than to have lame flames obtain half my page.

I knew that this win was free when I saw that you're sixteen and still a brony?

You're stepping up to the greatest Green to ever be... well at least according to Icey

Seriously. I need help to see how you contribute to the Wiki.

Before I start to cringe harder than Lemon's use of emojis

still writing battles with characters I haven't liked since I was three

Been defending the Wiki, I'm an Alpha, Mr, you're not anywhere near me (?)

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