Hah ha! Today, we have a battle between two swarthy swindlers with their animal helpers who I completely forgot to have cameo! Aladdin, the prince of the sultanate Agrabah, up against Yamcha, pirate of the Z-Warriors! I meant to post this battle yesterday but I didn't have internet connection at any point in time. Will upload today's battle this evening though.
Many thanks to Skeep for creating the Aladdin title card and whoever i wind up asking for making the cover when they make it. I made Yamcha's title card.
Yamcha is a pirate. Piracy is stealing. The connection is stealing.
Shhh.
The Battle~[]
vs!
Yamcha:
Aha! The best of Journey to the West against
The blight from the mistranslation Arabian Nights underwent
Goku and I fighting Red Ribbon, Monster Carrot and alien evils
The greatest evil for you… Once Upon A Time or your sequel?
I left the Androids a mess with a hole in my chest
Only robot you bested just wanted to press the desert
The Saibamen went Jihadi, but it’d be racist to assume that’ll happen
I’m a pirate! Stealing Capsules and Jasmine!
Aladdin:
It looks like facing Saiyans and divine training didn’t go Ja-far
When the only kitty Yamcha the Scar-Faced Bandit gets is Pu’ar
I’m the studly Prince of Thieves, top in musicals and TV shows, too
Tricked Jafar twice! You can barely outsmart Goku!
I expect this gag to make a grab for Agrabah
But I got this in a bag, you’re ragged on by your mangaka!
Iago told me Vegeta laughs because he got Bulma unsullied
Say you’re chasing Jasmine? I thought you weren’t into lolis?
Yamcha:
Hah ha! That was just playing, beware the force you’re seeing
Not even Razoul’s phased by you but I give pause to Tien!
Got the Fist of the Wolf Fang, got your monkey looking skittish
Bust your palace with a Spirit Ball! You’re like my afterimage!
Aladdin:
Why’d they have to let the gameless Krillin start this?
You better leave an image behind because it’s about to carpets!
Would’ve thought the baller’d hit out of the park, not go corny
You should've stuck with Goku. Now all you've got is a Side Story.
Outro:[]
DRAGON BALL!
SHUT UP BOJACK!
Z!
RAP BATTLES!
HINT!
