Day 108
Right fuckers. Some of y'all been ignoring me on this. No double heals for people above 25 health. If these happen then they will be classed as a single heal. I would appreciate you check who you are healing to make sure you are able to.
Welcome one and all to a fabulous new event. This isn’t new. There has been three of these already… Shut the fuck up, Neo. I didn’t hire you to contradict me in the fucking first paragraph. Just get your fat Michael Cera ass doing whatever it is you do for this. Idk. Clean the toilets or some shit. Anyways, now that little interruption has been dealt with, let’s get right into the discussion. Dude, why are you quoting Keemstar. Who the fuck is that? Seriously, fuck you, Neo. I just want to do a nice and normal introduction and you feel the need to pipe up with your own comments every other fucking sentence.
Right, back to this. I am very proud to present- We. Fine. We are very proud to present to you, the Fourth Official ERB Wiki User Hurt/Heal!
Dude, was that meant to be a big announcement? They already know what it is. They read the title. This is fucking stupid. No, Neo, you’re fucking stupid. Now fuck off and get me a coffee whilst I explain the rules to these nice people. Urgh, fine.
Rules[]
So, essentially, the rules for this are the same as with any other Hurt/Heal on the wiki. Here we have 199 of the wiki’s most liked, notorious, and intelligent users (and Mortal) , coming from all periods of the wiki’s existence. We have super relevant new users, and then people who most new users will be like "...who the fuck..." (VintageSir, anyone?). Each day you get two hurts and two heals, that you can enact on any of the living users on the list. To use this you must first have an account, and secondly, that account must have been on the wiki for at least a month. No AWC votes, and, hopefully, no sock votes. Everyone starts off with ten health points. When someone hits 0 they die, and will be sent to the graveyard. There is a maximum total of 40 health points. The blog will be updated at high noon GMT. After this you may post. POST YOUR VOTES AFTER NOON GMT. After that has passed you are entitled to vote again. There is no influencing the votes of others through bribes or blackmail. Any actions like this that are discovered will result in a three day ban, if you are discovered doing so again it will be 6, then 9, 12 etc. Another one that should not require me to tell you. When you are told to end an argument occurring in the comments, then do so. I wish for this to pass with less arguing than the previous games.
This should really be unspoken. You cannot fucking hurt or heal yourself. We are looking at you, Sega.
So without further ado... Let’s get hurting- ... ... ...Neo you were meant to fucking say healing. Oh shit! Was I? Fuck, can we do that again?
Nope. We don’t have that kind of budget. Just get this started.
Fine, Daddy Loyg. Begin... NOW!
Contestants (22 living)[]
- MetalFire - 7
Graveyard (178 dead users)[]
200th WONDER PIKACHU IS A NAZI - Killed by TK - Day One - Put a gun in his mouth and fired THUNDERBOLT!
199th Doctor Autismo! - Killed by Clockwork - Day Two - Diagnosed with death!
198th Iamthelegion - Killed by Mendes - Day Two - His legion killed him!
197th Rob Tick - Killed by Jake - Day Four - Ticker failed!
196th Segamad66 - Killed by Mortal - Day Five - Viral Infection Damages Health Points!
195th A Fandom Users - Killed by Hippie - Day Five - Anonymous in Death!
194th Romleon - Killed by Jake - Day Five - Jacked off too hard!
193rd Meatholl - Killed by Legion - Day Six - Hurted on by users!
192nd VintageSir - Killed by Wonder - Day Six - VintageSir For Death!
191th FrankieRapBattles - Killed by Mendes - Day Seven - Stolen his death from Billy Mays!
190th Four4 - Killed by Mortal - Day Eight - A good Conductor for hurts!
189th iSmack - Killed by Smoshery - Day Eight - Edited out of the competition!
188th Tbone - Killed by Smoshery - Day Nine - Tboned!
187th Womi - Killed by Gravity - Day Nine - Slit his own wrists on all that edge!
186th VGRB - Killed by Wach - Day Nine - Game Over! (cliche af ifkr!)
185th CE - Killed by Mendes - Day Nine - Expendable!
184th Clara James - Killed by Mendes - Day Ten - Died less peacefully!
183rd Kian Mikierr - Killed by Jake - Day Ten - The death of an artist!
182nd Justin Buckner - Killed by Farce - Day Eleven - News Just In! Homicide Reported!
181st SuperThingsOnCups - Killed by Legion - Day Eleven - MultipleHurtsOnSTOC!
180th AngryVideoGameBird - Killed by Mendes - Day Twelve - Catapulted out of the competition!
179th Wrath - Killed by Pal named R - Day Twelve - Ding Dong, The Bitch is Dead!
178th A Giant Ass Spider - Killed by Elvis - Day Twelve - Met The Newspaper!
177th ElvisGoopBuysDogsForever - Killed by Loyg - Day Thirteen - ElvisGoopGetsHurtForever!
176th Reignic3 - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Thirteen - He became what he taught!
175th Mrpietcaptain - Killed by Bobdave - Day Fourteen - Crushed by a walrus!
174th Silent Mocker - Killed by Mendes - Day Fourteen - Staying Silent forever!
173rd John Micheal Mitchell - Killed by Scraw - Day Fourteen - Decent Death of a Creepypasta!
172nd DragonBurger - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Fourteen - Turned into minced meat!
171st A bowl of cereal - Killed by Baby GG - Day Fourteen - The bowl is empty!
170th RedLuigi - Killed by Jella - Day Fifteen - No more 1-Ups!
169th ParoThese - Killed by Legion - Day Fifteen - Paro-lyzed!
168th DevilishMind - Killed by Mendes - Day Fifteen - Tovorok left for good!
167th Billy cougar - Killed by Triple - Day Fifteen - Choked on a Fat Boner!
166th Shopnil - Killed by Jella - Day Sixteen - I'm not dead promise promise promise promise!
165th SamisFusion - Killed by Jella - Day Seventeen - Nuclear Death!
164th WoodenHornets - Killed by Wach - Day Seventeen - ERB-RIP!
163rd MaximMillion - Killed by Legion - Day Eighteen - A Million Hurts!
162nd EpicLlamaSwag - Killed by Jella - Day Eighteen - #KeepLlama4Dead!
161st Windini - Killed by Jella - Day Nineteen - Hurts are Wind!
160th Rockerpikmin - Killed by Mendes - Day Nineteen - Covered his own Death!
159th BennyCupster - Killed by Teddy - Day Nineteen - GIVE HIM HURTS!
158th NightFalcon9004 - Killed by Mendes - Day Twenty - The Dead of Night!
157th TheMindOfMe - Killed by Waffe - Day Twenty - Permanent Hiatus!
156th CrazyMazy28 - Killed by Santoryu - Day Twenty - Dusted!
155th SliceTheCake - Killed by Eyes - Day Twenty One - Soggy Bottom!
154th Joshuakrasinski - Killed by Mcdamon - Day Twenty One - Culture Bombed!
153rd DudeWithASuit - Killed by Legion - Day Twenty Two - Unsuited!
152nd JuliusERBFan - Killed by Mendes - Day Twenty Two - Stabbed many times!
151st PredatorFan - Killed by Matoro - Day Twenty Two - Prey!
150th Razzyfilms - Killed by Joe - Day Twenty Three - Food for the ravens!
149th Tesla Man - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Twenty Three - Apple got cored!
148th JackBurton - Killed by Bobdave - Day Twenty Three - So Swole He Popped!
147th FlippinAwesome - Killed by Jake - Day Twenty Four - Became a Demonic Beast!
146th Sirofhpatfj - Killed by Parrots - Day Twenty Four - Misspelled!
145th PacmanIsGr8DontH8M8 - Killed by Legion - Day Twenty Five - Turned into a Ghost!
144th GreenToxic - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Twenty Five - Toxic Hurts!
143rd ValhallaBro - Killed by Jake - Day Twenty Five - Einherjar!
142nd MultiSuperVids - Killed by Teddy - Day Twenty Five - MultiSuperHurts!
141st Milliondollaradi - Killed by Jella - Day Twenty Six - Milliondollaradead!
140th Matoro58 - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Twenty Six - Flogging the dead corpse!
139th MrMapleSyrup - Killed by Jella - Day Twenty Seven - Canadian bacon!
138th AwesomeGamer - Killed by Mendes - Day Twenty Seven - Game Over! (ffs)
137th Swordzmanp236 - Killed by CW - Day Twenty Seven - Deleted Contributions!
136th Richard Milhous Nixon - Killed by Jella - Day Twenty Eight - Impeached from the competition!
135th ThatchSys - Killed by Cyan - Day Twenty Eight - Remixed Hurts!
134th Pal named R - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Twenty Eight - Dead Dog!
133rd NoticeMe - Killed by Baby GG - Day Twenty Eight - Black Hole!
132nd Hawkeye bowman 13 - Killed by Legion - Day Twenty Nine - Cancer!
131st Savage Superior - Killed by TK - Day Twenty Nine - Superior Damage!
130th LakuitaBro - Killed by Istilldontknow - Day Twenty Nine - Lak-ing in health!
129th Randomeverythingish - Killed by Joe - Day Thirty - The Joke's On Him!
128th IsaacNewton98 - Killed by Mendes - Day Thirty - Lasted Longer Than the Tourney!
127th Dean624 - Killed by Jella - Day Thirty - Bye Dean!
126th Jorge Whore Hay - Killed by Teddy - Day Thirty - Hasta La Vista, Whore Hay!
125th TheEyeOfAllEyes - Killed by Stoff - Day Thirty - Eye Meant to Get Killed!
124th Batman3095- Killed by Bantha - Day Thirty One - A Superstitious and Cowardly Death!
123rd RespectThePixelette - Killed by Jella - Day Thirty One - RIP RTPette!
122nd Froggy - Killed by Trains - Day Thirty Two - Croaked!
121st Patts9009 - Killed by Jake - Day Thirty Three - ...!
120th Lydia Prower - Killed by SANT - Day Thirty Three - Licked Like She Was Nutella!
119th Stahlix - Killed by Jake - Day Thirty Four - Extinguished His Emblem!
118th Mat4yo - Killed by Mcdamon - Day Thirty Four - Overrated, Underhealed; Chisel That!
117th NeoBranwen711 - Killed by Scraw - Day Thirty Four - Grimm Demise!
116th RadicalWeavile - Killed by Scraw - Day Thirty Five - Weavile Wasted!
115th AccordionChick - Killed by Jella - Day Thirty Five - Squeezed!
114th Seraphimon44 - Killed by Mendes - Day Thirty Five - Digirekt!
113th Ynkrdlevin - Killed by Mendes - Day Thirty Five - Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrike!
112th DexterMaximus - Killed by Jake - Day Thirty Six - Surprise, Motherfucker!
111th Moimadd - Killed by SANTORYU - Day Thirty Seven - Moimurderedd!
110th Laboratory Tuxedo - Killed by Flats - Day Thirty Eight - Probably Still Underage!
109th TheSteelerNation2 - Killed by Bantha - Day Thirty Eight - Follow @TheMagicKevino on Twitter #DemoteSteeler!
108th TP87 - Killed by Scraw - Day Thirty Eight - TP86'd!
107th TonyMacaroni - Killed by Clockwork - Day Thirty Nine - Elbowed!
106th Kitana Oasis Black - Killed by Icey - Day Thirty Nine - KIT KIA!
105th Karichanx102 - Killed by HappySmileyGuy - Day Thirty Nine - The Riven Ran Dry!
104th JohnLeJohn - Killed by Mcdamon - Day Forty - GoneLeGone!
103rd Lasse200 - Killed by Mendes - Day Forty One - Bye Bye Brony!
102nd YouTubeKorea - Killed by HappySmileyGuy - Day Forty One - Damn Dead Daniel!
101st TaskMaster2045 - Killed by Baby GG - Day Forty One - Task Managed!
100th TheDarkLordOfDarkness - Killed by Baby GG - Day Forty Two - Light's Out!
99th TruthBrood - Killed by Mcdamon - Day Forty Three - Left the Wiki for good!
98th Hoagy - Killed by HappySmileyGuy - Day Forty Three - Eaten!
97th Ultimate Hair Dryer - Killed by Triple - Day Forty Four - Blown out!
96th Trixy Case - Killed by Teddy - Day Forty Four - Felt the Pain!
95th DamasterW - Killed by Mendes - Day Forty Four - Falling Apart!
94th Notacat - Killed by Joe - Day Forty Five - Thrown in the canal!
93rd ShoopDaKev - Killed by JakeTheManiac - Day Forty Six - Death Pool!
92nd Wunderwaffe42 - Killed by Mendes - Day Forty Six - Wunderwhiffed!
91st JPhil2.0 - Killed by Scraw - Day Forty Nine - Lived Short and Suffered!
90th Zombielicker - Killed by Mendes - Day Fifty - Something zombie related. I'm not doing all the fucking jokes for you.
89th Sophisticated Shark - Killed by Sant - Day Fifty - Shark Outta Water!
88th Straight Slinky - Killed by Joe - Day Fifty - Down the stairs to Hell!
87th Dennis Rocking - Killed by Matoro - Day Fifty One - Trumped!
86th Goku & Superman - Killed Tiger - Day Fifty One - Hurts were his Kryptonite!
85th ScoobyWho - Killed by Mendes - Day Fifty Three - ScoobyWho the fuck even is this?
84th Super Mysterious - Killed by Wach - Day Fifty Four - Died under Mysterious Circumstances!
83rd BlackAvenger - Killed by Santoryu - Day Fifty Four - Killed off like Quicksilver!
82nd PhineasFlynn - Killed by McDamon - Day Fifty Four - Founding Father Dead!
81st KittenOfTheNorth - Killed by Jella - Day Fifty Four - AngelOfTheNorth!
80th Scrav - Killed by Teddy - Day Fifty Five - Sent to the Scravheap!
79th Lordoftheparrots - Killed by Mendes - Day Fifty Six - Polly Want A Heal?!
78th Amontgomery - Killed by Baby GG - Day Fifty Seven - Celtic Guardian Sent to the Graveyard!
77th Pirate Princess - Killed by HSG - Day Fifty Eight - R.I.PP!
76th Triple Stabber :P - Killed by Mendes - Day Fifty Eight - Gee, I wonder what pun the guy with Stabber in his name will get! :P
75th Cacola - Killed by Teddy - Day Fifty Nine - Beated!
74th TheFarceAwakens - Killed by Mendes - Day Sixty - The Wiki Hadn't Heard of Her!
73rd Polar Bore - Killed by Nikki Lee - Day Sixty Two - Bye Polar!
72nd Hippie Rat - Killed by Nikki Lee - Day Sixty Two - Reviewed and Booted!
71st Darkchocolate - Killed by BTTF - Day Sixty Two - Daily Edit of Death!
70th Jagaur - Killed by Nail - Day Sixty Three - Never Made it to the Superbowell!
69th GIR 5 Life - Killed by Leandro - Day Sixty Four - Little Hurts Made a Big Impact!
68th V01DeusEstDominiMei - Killed by Mendes - Day Sixty Five - Lost His Religion!
67th MrAwesome - Killed by HSG - Day Sixty Six - His Death Was No MrA!
66th Drakan95 - Killed by Wachowman - Day Sixty Six - I Killed Him!
65th RespectthePixel - Killed by Mendes - Day Sixty Six - Direspected!
64th Minipop - Killed by Leandro - Day Sixty Seven - Mousetrap!
63rd Iliketrains - Killed by Mendes - Day Sixty Eight - Trainwreck!
62nd JacobSZ - Killed by Clockwork - Day Sixty Eight - Where's EFMRB #100?!
61st Tuxedo! - Killed by HSG - Day Sixty Eight - Funeral Attire!
60th Yobar - Killed by Mendes - Day Seventy - Yoshit!
59th SkeepTieel - Killed by HSG - Day Seventy - One Winged Skeep!
58th Thegizmogremlins - Killed by HSG - Day Seventy One - Touched by sunlight!
57th Gliscor Fan - Killed by Nikki - Day Seventy One - Made the Wiki Mad!
56th Joeaikman - Killed by Mendes - Day Seventy One - One Hated Wikian!
55th GabrielolXP - Killed by Wach - Day Seventy Two - WAAAAAA!
54th Bobdave - Killed by Avatar - Day Seventy Two - Potato Famine!
53rd UnstableIsotope - Killed by Nikki - Day Seventy Three - Lived a Half Life!
52nd TheAssyrianAssassin - Killed by Grav - Day Seventy Three - Go on... Do your duty...
51st Japheth Mario - Killed by Damon - Day Seventy Three - Ran out of lives!
50th Sceptileisgreat14 - Killed by Matoro - Day Seventy Four - Grass Type Fertiliser!
49th Andrew0218 - Killed by Joe - Day Seventy Five - Parsons Passed On!
48th Mortal5075 - Killed by Tiger - Day Seventy Five - Some shitty mortal pun!
47th Taviwave - Killed by Nail - Day Seventy Five - Waved Goodbye!
46th GravityMan - Killed by Scraw - Day Seventy Six - Lucilled!
45th TheDoctorTenGrinch - Killed by Tiger- Day Seventy Six - Pissed off again! (ha, bet you thought it would be some shitty regeneration pun, right?)
44th Voice of the Voiceless - Killed by Andrew - Day Seventy Eight - K.O'd!
43rd ShaunOfTheRed - Killed by McDamon - Day Seventy Nine - Drawn to Death!
42nd ClockworkFirefly - Killed by Joe - Day Seventy Nine - Gears Halted!
41st AttackEyebrows - Killed by Mendes - Day Eighty One - Attacked!
40th Alanomaly - Killed by Icey - Day Eighty Two - Ben 10 Drowned!
39th Sierra Stalker - Killed by Triple Stabber - Day Eighty Two - Stalker in the Bushes!
38th Mcdamon23 - Killed by Tigerisnormal - Day Eighty Two - I really liked how he died!
37th Kungfuguy27 - Killed by Tigerisnormal - Day Eighty Four - One Inch Punch!
36th BreZ - Killed by Avatar - Day Eighty Four - Gone With the Wind!
35th The Flatwoods Monster - Killed by Left 4 Speed - Day Eighty Four - Horrifying!
34th LeandroDaVinci - Killed by Matoro - Day Eighty Five - Artists Die Young!
33rd HappySmileyGuy - Killed by Flats - Day Eighty Six - HappySmileyDeadGuy!
32nd J1coupe - Killed by Smoshery - Day Eighty Six - Doctor Boxed Out!
31st Stofferex - Killed by Matoro - Day Eighty Seven - Right in the Stoff spot!
30th Killerface45 - Killed by Tigerisnormal - Day Eighty Seven - Shot in the Head!
29th Tkid115 - Killed by Mendes - Day Eighty Seven - Loser of the Dead Pool!
28th Scrawland Scribblescratch - Killed by Smoshery - Day Eighty Seven - Scratched Off!
27th Bantha117 - Killed by Cave - Day Eighty Seven - Curiosity Killed the Munk!
26th Wachowman - Killed by Andy - Day Eighty Eight - Paro-died!
25th Baby GG - Killed by Leo - Day Ninety - Another Baby on the Barbie!
24th Brandon Service DF - Killed by Night - Day Ninety One - Goldfish Flushed!
23rd Awesomesix - Killed by HSG - Day Ninety One - Smeel Ya Later!
22nd Left 4 Speed - Killed by Teddy - Day Ninety Three - Death 4 Speed!
21st ERBofSmoshery - Killed by Mendes - Day Ninety Four -
20th Santoryu99 - Killed by Matoro - Day Ninety Five - Lost in Translation!
19th BackToTheFuturama - Killed by Mendes - Day Ninety Six - Roast Chicken!
18th WonderPikachu12 - Killed by Teddy - Day Ninety Seven - Fainted!
17th Purplekiren - Killed by Teddy - Day Ninety Nine -
16th Flareblitz47 - Killed by Grav - Day One Hundred - Welcome to Deadville!
15th Element K - Killed by HSG - Day One Hundred and One - Rest In Potassium!
14th Robotic Operating Mango - Killed by Mendes - Day One Hundred and One - Fauly Systems!
13th Tigerisnormal - Killed by Bantha - Day One Hundred and One - Tigerisdead!
12th SkydivingQuagga - Killed by Andrew - Day One Hundred and Two - Can I have a picture of an artist being brutally killed, please!
11th Mendes2 - Killed by Flats - Day One Hundred and Three - Mendead2!
--Top 10--
10th Dark Cyan - Killed by Santoryu - Day One Hundred and Four - Written Out!
9th Dragonsblood23 - Killed by Triple Stabber - Day One Hundred and Five - Dragon's bleeding!
8th ThyNotShallRap - Killed by Teddy - Day One Hundred and Five - ThyNotShallLive!
7th JakeTheManiac - Killed by Santory - Day One Hundred and Five - Scripted Death!
6th Teddy Fail - Killed by Bantha - Day One Hundred and Five - Teddy Failed!!!!
5th TKandMit - Killed by Padsquad - Day One Hundred and Six - Drive-by Shooting!
4th Loygansono55 - Killed by Left 4 Speed - Day One Hundred and Seven - Turned into Haggis!
3rd Captain Warrior - Killed by Joeaikman - Day One Hundred and Eight - Malfunctioned!
2nd Jella141 - Killed by Joeaikman - Day One Hundred and Eight - Killed in the line of duty!