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Intro[]

JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MATPAT! VS..... SCOTT CAWTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mp[]

his i'm matpat but you probaly already knew,

i'm going against a indie horror developer whose whole world blew,

you put yourself as a boss then died cause you couldn't take hate from the fans,

i'm going at you with full force jumpscares more scary then the fazbear band,

i'm not gonna stuff you into a suit though that's a cliche line in these types of battles so i'll tun your face into a personal pan,

your whole pizza horror show is nothing but a haunted chuck e cheese,

your the one behind this abomination but that's just a theory a game theory i mane it might not be your a cash hog you've proven it jeez,

so stop this milking of your franchise please,

SC[]

well well matpat bout time we battle in a rap,

i've watched your videos they're nothing but crap,

your about as wrong as your theory on the timeloop in bendy,

face it matpat your losing views your no longer trendy,

i'll put you in place then chop you like wood my rhymes couldn't be more iller,

i'll chew up up spit you out and eat you like my beaver friend chipper,

i'm a god in fnafworld i know how to take a joke,

but let me tell you mat your going up in smoke.

MP[]

okay the timeloop thing i admit not my best theory,

but let me tell you put this in your query,

you remaster fnanfworld when it was a market fail,

yet you put lolbit in sister location yeah this is the end of your tale,

nobody can't  behind your lore it's kinda confusing,

i mean face it scott in this battle your losing,

your form in fnafworld is like your personality blocky,

it's your fault this series  is still going you need to give it a rest  i mean your getting sloppy,

SC[]

it's been so long since this series took off so why should i stop,

this whole franchise has put made me rise to the top,

i got an interactive attraction coming your just a gaming nerd,

when people see you and your nonsense talking well i can't use that d word,

then again.....your dumbass plain and simple your must've took too many blows to the head,

i mean seariously you brain must be full of poison of led,

i'm a genius of horror i took failure from one game and use the graphics to make this fazbear show,

i mean really i got more planned in the future so what would you know?,

MP[]

you made chipper a villain but was that really smart,

i mean really your diction is as bad as the fanart,

they just draw your characters cute and cuddly and do weird ships like foxy and chica and nightmarre bonnie x freddy,

i will make you piss your pants and make you wet your beddy,

i coming at you with my tentacles call me slender pat,

i've beaten you in the battle that is that,

i'm hunting down like your a duck in duck season,

i've beaten you in this rap battle and it stand to reason,

Outro[]

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH'S *jumpscare* EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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