Amy Clover vs Mortal5075. The Ninth Official Wiki Rap Tournament - Bonus Round 1 Battle.

Amy Clover vs Mortal5075
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Release date	01/07/2020
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Beat(s)	Beat
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Rappers	Meee Amy

Eyyyyyy its the first bonus battle. Its just bronze matches with the losers of previous battles only like done more frequently and not shitposts. We starting off with a bang on this one.

We have Me, Myself and I Mortal5075 versus the furry Bernie gay, Amy.

Paddy: i hate women

Mortal: is this your commentary

Paddy: idk probably

Rae: i havent slept in 30+ hours

Lets all wish Rae a good healthy sleep schedule and I will wish you enjoying this battle. Hoping I didnt let yall down like I did with Smoshery. Beat here and all. Amy told me to put all fast raps in italics but like...if its a short line its a Sonic fast rap. Easy enough to understand. I have confidence in yall intelligence. Have a good read.

The Battle[]

VS

BEGIN

Amy Clover:

Finally facing off, where do I begin?

Oh, you turned my tournament to a Munkee gym

It’s Fyodor, the porn connoisseur,

He's the fuckin' virgin version of Jorn!

Give this a try: Learn English before you go and bust a rhyme

Or draw up ugly lines, with so many multiples combined

Kitana cut your heart out, Rae leads you on a string,

Ain’t capable of getting more than a little PM fling,

Tick tock, I guess you better choke on my cock while I still got it

Go back to whispering in Neo's ear if you really wanna start shit.

Mortal5075:

I think that facing off apes and topping the 8th is what's connecting me to this junkie

Here is where difference goes: I was slaying mods while you were yiffing with monkeys

Confess, how did you see success when your writing's a depressed mess

Let's guess. Were you outshined by your every single guest? Yes!

All your persona's "gay" and "weed", fuck am I supposed to spit, Mit?

Only thing remembered from your big break’s “hurr durr dead family” shit

Yeah that battle lifted you on top but that was nothing but pure luck

Name one user you beat since then where their verses didn't suck

Amy Clover:

You went all cheery lyrical spherical on Smoshery

But people call me the Eminem wannabe?

The Ruski with the longest lines, doesn't rhyme,

Has the wackest bars and no flow of any kind!

Think you’re so GOAT at rapping when you’re actually baaaad at it,

And you’re only good at acting when you’re playing devil's advocate!

Fuckin' theater kid thinkin' he's the shit, reality's sinking in

Fighting for the tourney belt like it's the one he gets beaten with!

You’re reaching higher than Kodi held the mic above your head

I didn't even diss him in the Fifth and I won fifteen to ten!

I’d say eat my entire ass,

But you wouldn’t leave any scraps.

It's Amethyst and I'm goin' Amityville

Your skull's the only crack that I deal

I kick habits, I kick asses

You're trippin' and I trip acid

You oughta make like Oppy's atom and split

Dunkaccino, serving you extra whipped!

So you wanna get all up in my shit? Quit the Tech N9ne shit.

'Cause either fast or slow, I’ll fuck this sped up quick.

You said you were dissecting me? Well, I'm still breathing, Doc

You're just tryna relive the glory of beating off to a Sock

Mortal5075:

So far, Kelly, those bars, Kelly, are real fucking bizarre, Kelly

You must be taking a piss if you think that’s rated R, Kelly

This horny slut wants to be a camgirl? Well I don't know if you knew this

But when Twitter said "#FreeTayK" they didn't mean "Free TK's tits"

I'll twist up both initials for those who think deadnaming's flawed

Stream this battle to Chaturbate and show how AK takes a load!

You're telling me to "eat your ass" and that you're "coming for my knees"?

That's just another broken fucking promise that you’ve said to me!

"Lets think then, why do I lose so far?

I mean all I do is get my verse laced with

5 minute written freestyled 50 bars

That are shit, boring and basic!"

But still, its nice you put Watsky on a hill

Maybe learn from him to make your flows not as wack

“Yo I just gave up pills” (For Reals?)

“Well yes, but I still do crack” (The Fuck?)

Bitch please, you went as clean as Jorn

Or your femboy furry Twitter porn

And your album's been so long postponed

That I’m getting some hard Detox tones

Back in the days you were the real deal

Only seen as good cause the rest were subpar

Your rapping is bringing an old wiki feel?

That’s a nice way to say how garbage you are!

Amy Clover:

Detox, eh? Funny, ‘cause your record's clean as my piss.

All you care about’s trans disses, you typical white cis

How ‘bout you go blow Joe some more before you steal from Noah's best!

I'ma puff puff pass your ass to whoever wants to smoke you next!

And what were all those tiny dick arguments with Reignic for?

You’re no more an expert on flow than you are on hentai porn

You got sucky sucky raps, FDR's kneecaps are up for grabs

Who knew that a Euro twink could get sadder than Pads?

Mortal5075:

You throw fits, ranting on shit chatter, took that from your dick father?

Did a Cameron bar on Joe but bitch, you’re the pig fucker

You need more than an Amethyst to keep you from being stoned

Can't do shit without Rae, she's her anti-drug carer from home

No fucking lie, your biggest scares are your selfies when you’re high

It seems Danganwiki came to life; you make users want to die

Minimum wage work at fast food joints? Well now everyone learned that

The only transaction to your credit card is a TransMit to the sperm bank

Bruh we got two Jorn references with two different forced rhymes and pronunciations. Fucking godlmine. The Russian and trans jokes were went very lightly and instead came pretty personal ones, which is baller. Comment down below and see if this all lived up to the hype. Ye.