| Bobdave vs ERBofSmoshery | |
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| Release date | 01/07/2020 |
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| Previous | Amont vs Lemon |
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| Beat(s) | Beat |
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| Rappers | Bobdave |
HELLO GAMERS OF THE INTERNET IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL RAP BATTLE OF THE SECOND TO-
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Why am I trying at this point. Its Jude and Smoshery. The Big boys. Here's The Beat. Bonus Round 1 battle coming today. Let's get this over with.
Bobdave:
He was Bob, he was Smosh, can I make it any more obvious?
Since you’ve waited five years for me to send you some compliments
I love the confidence naming your series ERB, Smoshery
Even when the writing falls as flat as post-Padilla comedy
Twelve thousand empty edits, so I had to do some reading
Found that even research couldn’t get me to check out any of your rap meanings
So try to keep it briefer than those casts when your rebuttal starts
This brawl’s already uneven like the dimensions of your cover arts
ERBofSmoshery:
Should’ve took the hint from our last scrap: between us there’s no match
‘Cause when this fat rat raps, there’s more than one-zee that I’ll catch!
You’re a British couch potato, but not a Walker, you’re too Lays-y
And it’s clear you don’t hold weight; you Kilo-ver round one K, G!
You’re looking Blanche, need a Team of Mystics when we’re through
Starchy tuber, but beneath the surface, there’s no roots for you!
Way Too Swaggering from the Third, so here’s another reminder:
You always rock with scissors ‘cause you only win with a paper Tiger!
Bobdave:
Another from a crop of foes producing dud spud retorts
If you’re gonna be this boring, can you please just keep it short?
I mean, my battle record’s whatever, I’ve got nothing to prove, it’s calm
Maybe next tourney you’ll get there, Skater, y’know seventh time’s the charm!
Hands around your throat like Dex ter, get to saying your goodbyes
Though a noose might better fit your neck since you’ve had such bad luck with ties
You gotta lean on those edgy Ralph bars even when Flats has been gone for years
But you’re gonna learn to fear the rodent when a wild onesie appears
ERBofSmoshery:
Phoney Marshall’s got an art for shtick fighting! What can I say though?
Getting tossed round in a ring ain’t gonna make you hot, potato!
‘Cause you know I’m boutta kill this so you’re jacking off on the track
Shit, I’d give this bitch the belt and he’d still be below the black!
Seen your verses, so it’s no shock that you’re flat with what you’ve dropped
Had more presence in some rapping when your Christmas project flopped!
Better make off as the vegetable you are, and go take a seat
‘Cause Black Mamba’s spitting Venom that’ll leave Ju-Dansonn Beat
Bobdave:
I’m doing numbers in my comments and on Kodi’s coded phobias
Till your viewing numbers exceed the Mamba’s you don’t deserve that Kobe kit
I got the rep of a spitter, I’m a high ticket guest writer and a tourney winner
I make audio covers, one of the crap battle brothers, need I list more ways our legacies differ?
“Here’s Barry, a proper lewd Scottish dude, and Flats, the top dog of horror feuds
Joe’s got a ‘tude, Bantha’s not as rude” “What’s Smoshery do?” “Oh, he lost to Jude”
Go on and live in my mind, man, see how weak you are yourself
And while you’re there, take some ideas for tourneys ten, eleven and twelve
ERBofSmoshery:
Got Anson your pants? Sounding pretty uneasy in this feud
Spitting minutes worth of n/a; should’ve called you Hey Jude!
Peel away the layers of spud jokes and your personality’s dead
Plastic features stuck on a veggie, but Potato won’t get a-Head!
Put some new cards in the deck, I’ve heard every diss you’ve got!
Ain’t cash Moneydaddy, you’re fitting the bill as an imi-tater tot!
Why’s the serial serial killer even trying to come finish me?
Jehovah’s Witness in this tournament: for you, there’s not a trinity!
What a fantastic way to finish off Round Two. The disses about lines being too long just keep coming don't they. Hopefully Smoshery will keep these ideas for the 10th tourney but not for the 12th cause jesus christ lets not have there be a 12th that would just be sad. Comment down below and look forward to Round Three.
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BONUS Dark Cyan vs Amontgomery1432 • Amy Clover vs MetalFire 2 |
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| ERBofSmoshery vs LemonCore • ABunchofNumbers vs Joeaikman
BONUS Joeaikman vs LemonCore |
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| ERBofSmoshery vs ABunchofNumbers |
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