Bobdave vs Obamabot3000 - The Ninth Official Wiki Rap Tournament

Bobdave vs Obamabot300
Battle information
Release date	15/06/2020
Timeline
Previous	Sierra vs Kung 2
Beat Information
Beat(s)	The Beat
Other information
Rappers	Bobdave Obamabot3000

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Paddy: Abolish the 19th Amendment

Rae:paddy sits down to pee

Paddy: wrong I pee from across the room fully naked with pinpoint accuracy

Mortal: Paddy and Rae will be a better battle than any of Round 1 I bet 10 Scooby snacks

Paddy: fuck you gay

Mortal: wtf I'm praising you

Paddy: FUCK YOU

whatever

well done for making it all go real nicely you two

all in time

the tourney newcomer vs this british pikachu onezie dude

i dont know

whatever

The Beat

i give up

lets just get through with this

Obamabot3000:

Damn, I'm kinda sorry I never talked to you till now,

And already we're burning London Bridge down,

I'm against the only man with NoShame to say Jenner won, vile!

Looking at your faves, Never laid, which ain't kitchen tile,

Let's address the elephanft, say, you aren't intelligent, Dave,

U should've learnt battle raps ain't in your Element, K?

If Autism didn't Speak, the shit this sped writes is put at a red light,

Money is a Daddy Warbuck in headlights!

And with your discarded ideas, an Absentee Papa

Seeing how much he carried your battles, that would make Joe Mama

My sharp bars scar Britards who fell far,

So make like your podcast and shut the fuck up before you start.

Bobdave:

I got sharp bars with the hard scars and the blah blah” Are you serious?

Your debut’s flipping lyrical miracle shit when you’re facing a miracle lyricist

In your headlights? You’re on a dead site and ain’t did shite talking relevance

The man RPs as a robot president yet he can’t even respect his veterans

Dripping candy raps like a Lo-pez dispenser, in chat you’re a two-time sex offender

Good dudes need a rude Meathead to enter to get sent to the internet detention centre

Compare our experience, Tony, you have a pretty sorry amount

I haven’t dropped a dud verse since before your first account

You’re going through art school to make a profile picture that monstrous?

I’ll bump you off the enrolment list by showing those guys my nav boxes

And clowning on my scrapped projects is just a little droll

Since my best work when put in your hands just ends up as an unused poll

Obamabot3000

No way bro, I wait for two weeks to get this?

You're pulling shit out of your ass to etch a diss,

Talk about a Rectal Exodus!

If you were gonna submit joke raps you should've spent 11 minutes!

Strange, innit Leah? You count syllables in your lines,

But couldn't count on yourself to keep one fucking series alive.

You're less George Lucas, more George RR when writing,

All play and no work, it makes sense you hate the Shining.

I didn't need the pikachu onsie to see you as a rat,

I burn brit potatoes crisp till they're not returning like Chat,

Fried your chances at tourney win 6, you're forever one short of that,

never a Tom Brady, though you're still a Quarterblack.

Bobdave:

If you’re gonna hit me with that stupid Kubrick rubric, then spare me

Like your bars, that film’s predictable and it didn’t fucking scare me

Macaroni’s got no jokes, so he copypastas Meat

Just take his bars from our battle, it’ll be a less embarrassing defeat

You’re no priority, my friend, ain’t got eleven minutes to spend

It’s pretty bold of you to assume I didn’t write this all in ten

You gotta pen me a decent shitpost before you’re worthy of my time

I crap out cleverer comedy writing as the year 1739

I ain’t sent you many messages, so I guess that one of my questions is

How I have 7k edits on you yet you’re the one scrambling for references?

Well, I’m not stoned and I’m not playing, you’re not Joe and you’re not K

And you’re not Jorn and you’re not staying ‘cause this hot tater’s named Bobdave!

Fascinating. We got two "kitchen tile" jokes. The Joe Mama joke was not in the Joe battle. Lopez truly brought as a tourney first timer, but was it enough to defeat Jude, the mister "I wrote this shit in 10 minutes" swagger. Like goddamn, that line was just dominance established. Comment or something.

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