| DarkCyan vs ABunchofNumbers | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 19/06/2020 |
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| Previous | Jake vs Amont |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | The Beat |
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| Rappers | ABunchofNumbers |
Hello internet, welcome to the Ninth Official Wiki Rap Tournament. Round 2. Starting off big, starting off strong, it is the early boys going in first. Producing verses very fast and high quality is like one of the connections between these two and look how that worked out, a day of writing in and they gucci.
Paddy: Henlo gamers, it's finally time for round 2 and ABoN is first a g a i n against Cyan, big literature man vs the big numbers man. I'm very tired. Aaaaahhhh.
Big mood.
On one corner we have the Brazilian, Godziliann Bar silly man, ABunchofNumbers. On the other we have the Brony Tony Homie, DarkCyan. The battle of the English versus the Mathematics.
The Beat is here and all. Just so you won't get confused, Abon starts at 00:20. Cheers.
ABunchofNumbers:
Ok, I'm running down the diss track and got something I wanna ask you.
Now that I beat Jella, think I should get fucking stomped by Flats, too?
Talk shit as I outlast you. Cyanwrites me off? These skills surpass you.
And even now I'm blowing past you. Can't make it to third round like past you!
Had to show I had material, stole my blog's name and tried to spit facts.
But the only point you be proving to 'em is how you should actually quit rap.
Same goes for that other track. In fact, you're oh-for-two so far.
Cause bitch, disses don't leave Marx if you're Smith-ing those dull bars.
Dreamiverse could make a better Seven while you went and got that botched.
Now we're trusting you with the parodies? Not on my fucking Wach.
Your last win was pure BS. This time, dick, you're gonna be the joke.
The ass-Scot might think he's tight, but I'm the one that gets him choked.
DarkCyan:
(Chorus)
Who the fuck is ABunchofNumbers?
In 36 lines I already put you six feet under!
Go back to your day job of being a depressed out-of-work actor,
Because like a Brazillian flushing toilet, your flow’s ass-backwards!
Whenever I post battles, I’ve still got the viciousness of a rabid bulldog!
Whenever you post battles, you...Abon, where the fuck are all your blogs?
I mean, you shilled all those Incels With Working Braincells shitposts,
You’re so close with Mort and Pads, that they didn’t even invite you to Host!
Played tennis with Jella. Lost to Munkee. Sure. Just like a little imitator
Call you Raspberry Pi, because you’re a bootleg Dark Cyan Emulator!
If your name’s meant to refer to the good content you make, you’re bluffing
Because in 2020 that’s been A Bunch of absolutely fucking nothing!
ABunchofNumbers:
Oh, again with the no content shit. I guess you find it worth repeating
While I find that old beef so stale, I just might too become a vegan!
Sure can joke a lot with my name, but let's talk yours for a change, Cyan
You're about as Dark as your ponies, no wonder you were a Rainbow tie-in!
Builds himself up as tall and mighty with any opponent he crosses
But Liam will be rage-quitting: he's in the Shadow of a Colossus
You lost your partner in rhyme and it's hard to tell how you felt
Since the only way you could score a girl was when you took the GIR L
Dark Cyan:
Imagine an AWC, Unremarkable as can be. Predating even me
Finally, 2019. Ninth Tourney material-free. Lucks his way to round 3
I set out to prove Jorn wrong with a track. Hey kid, it’s your big breakthrough!
But now that you’re acclaimed and popular, don’t forget that I fucking MADE you!
The well your foes draw from is bare, barren like it’s been pillaged!
Lay off Mr.Alpha and worry about the quality of your own image!
Next time, let the Authors guy give you a lesson in rhyme and wit
Because the Mathematics guy just got schooled by English Lit!
Man Cyan wilding, adding Choruses and shit. What is this, the second tourney? Shoutout to Paddy for ghostwriting the final line. Both rappers came with unbelievably witty (and corny) puns, but who had the best ones? Up to you to decide. Comment down below and look forward to the next battle.
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