| Dark Cyan vs Bran | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 14/06/2020 |
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| Previous | Mortal vs Smoshery |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | The Beat |
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| Rappers | Dark Cyan |
Yo
We got fucking Bran
King DeDeDe in the house
The fish is swimming in
His names Bran, be his fan, not a Stan
And he's up against Cyan?
The bookworm sly, Doc Who guy, British fly
The battles of duos boys?
Sign me the fuck up
The Beat is here as usual
Have fun
Dark Cyan:
Man, I fucked up, defeating Amy in a User Battle so casually
I should have given her a free Tourney win by throwing the fight. Now that’s STRATEGY!
But when a Lyrically Inadequate fish has a chance to learn from their mistakes;
Judge himself harshly for a change, then guess what? Bran flakes!
You left the Wiki and came back, just to spam and shitpost without writing raps
The Commenting Community and How To Improve It? Not like fucking that
Yes, who can forget such insightful and intelligent blog content like ‘hey’
Or that time tou just said 'Tank gang' forty five times and posted it. Mega gay
Bran:
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle on the mic when I fight the light, Dark Cyan versus Bran motherfuckerrrr
I did no research, I am illiterate, I can always just fill a verse, comparing Kung to GIR motherfuckerrr
I can make eight lines of that, and reach the goal post! Kung and I, like shitposts. GIR, likes shit posts,
That 2015-ass motherfucker Gravity Fall fucker's DMs are more annoying than the meme about my H/H votes!
You stole Wach's Parodies, Mortal stole your stolen parodies, Lydia Prower was right! Can't Delet This fact!
I have no fucking idea how can you write a series about authors, without using The Writer, Patts!
I have to talk about fanmades of fanmades because there's no personality to diss! Users are banal, with the no interesting shit!
But there's a formula to win; link Blog Posts, quote dead memes, and with the bland-ass circlejerk you'll be a hit.
Dark Cyan:
Twelve days of ghosting for this?! You can understand my frustrations
I wanted a test of my rap skill. What i got was a test of my patience
Assy: ripped off. The Wiki: pissed off. I hope it brought you the attention you crave
This is exactly why when you fucked off last time, Kung went and replaced you with Cave!
I’m forced to talk about your personality because you’re just so aggravating,
And you only wrote four fanmades so fucking far apart, they’re practically self-isolating!
But when you have tantrums and need your partner in crime to chisel your lines, then kudos
Because that shit rings hella bells with me; In BranFu you were the GIR of your duo!
Bran:
Call twelve days of ghosting the Wiki, cos it means nothing to me, man!
After like, half a decade, finally feels like a diss from someone who knows me, good job, Cyan!
Instead of dropping more links, you dropped the links, so I don't care to drop many more lines.
Just to remind, when I shitpost, it's with purpose, it took one blog to get NightFalcon offline.
Kinda turned myself to an Assy, but would you rather have a convo with me, or Glisc, or Joe?
No offense to Kung, but he's my GIR. Everytime he drops in, he gives a fuck, he's a good guy, some homo.
The Wiki is irrelevant trash, fanmades are bullshit, it's about time to let this Fandom tie die,
but this last tourney hasn't crashed and burned quite yet, Rae vs. Patts for life, so enjoy round two, Cyan, bye!
And they tell me my lines are long. It's nice to see everyone was thrown back to the Amy vs Bran days. Shitpost Bran for the go, nostalgia time. And they told links to eat dicks. Great time. Comment who won and everything, y'all know the rules.
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