| ERBofSmoshery vs LemonCore | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 03/08/2020 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Smoshery vs Jude |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | The Beat |
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| Rappers | LemonCore |
Wowee. Been a while hasn't it. Nice to be back after like a month of no battles. We coming back with a really big boy one too.
Today in the ring we have the big muscly basketball boy vs le funny fruit man. Match made in heaven. Lemon will win the entire tourney through racially offensive jokes, lets go.
Pads: ONE MONTH LATER FINALLY
THE AGE OLD QUESTION YOU'VE ALL BEEN WONDERING
WILL LEMON SAY THE N WORD
Mortal: That is indeed the gamble of the round, kind of intriguing.
Rae: fast fall nair
side b
down b
footstool
air dodge down
side b
down tilt
jab 1
jablock
spinning kong
footstool. Here's The Beat or something. Enjoy.
ERBofSmoshery:
I’d like to apologise on behalf of this bitch trying to overthrow me
So just skip the racist black jokes and the "something something Kobe"
I slew two who won their debut, breaking a Mortal’s killing spree
While this deadbeat’s biggest feat was being a five instead of a three!
Call yourself a freelance bully, but that’s ironic as that name;
Why you de LC if you bring no expansion to the rap game?
You got shit material: poop sock. Your memos? Wall of boredom
But don’t tear up! When it comes to bawling, you’d be Michael Jordan!
And that lisp means in your head you’re "sick" but out loud just sound "thick"
'Cause this sniffling sissy shitstick spits no snicks without the "spic" shtick
You ain’t slick, prick, with that wit “cotton-head” is too accurate
You’ll probably diss then kiss my dick; you like to play the Devil’s advocate!
And to say you’re sleep deprived, you sure sound like you’re on bed rest
With a persona that flat, your bloody brother’d get left on red less!
Time’s running out, so TikTok! 'Cause a threat is breaking through
Watch this space like an LEM, 'cause there’ll be no on-core for you
LemonCore:
Kodi’s in Round Three? Congrats! You might not be a total bitch loser!
A most astonishing accomplishment, right up there with “User”.
Quit the fucking “Cat hat mat look at how cool my flow is” thing.
Pick up a dictionary, spittin’ definitions isn’t dissing
We just skip over your rubbish, it’s not just your jokes that ain’t clickin’
We’d give more shits about Smoshery’s Wiki of crap he hasn’t written!
Getting the same praise as your heyday, you haven’t improved one bit since!
“Smoshery’s the greatest!” “Elaborate?” “He’s, uh...consistent?”
I’ll leave you like your text, a yellowish puddle of crimson!
Get it? You’ll be bleedin’ AND pissing! Call it double dribblin’!
You’re plane predictable to diss. Fuck links, here’s a real redirection!
I’ll end your momentum, you’re crashin’ a second time: Nine Eleven.
The one thing about you worth a mention is half of your succession
Exceptional, a Jamaican with no substance in possession!
Nevermind race, take your time. We’ve seen what happens when you write fast
Smoshery types his verse slowly, and continues rapping like ass
ERBofSmoshery:
So, four link lines? Two "boring black jokes"? Ooh, what a kick!
But that’s your trick, re-using quips; the only time you’re spitting [sic]!
Knew you like to slur your words, and it’s quite evident with that flow
But with those forced gags, the only Bill you’d fit’s The Cosby Show!
Tater takes? Then Idaho that’ll dig your dirt up, leave you cropped
It’s a fact: in battle raps, you want some Culture? Lemon’s dropped!
But it’s no surprise you’re straggling with THAT beard! Why so tattered?
Oh, your pops gave you the fist? Damn. #BlackEyesMatted
LemonCore:
Yay, tater rhymes. Nevermind the “reusing jokes” line. On that topic,
I predicted you’d suck, limey. But less teeth next time, I got bit!
You like mashing crap together? Guess where this DICK’S gonna go
Protect your pink donut, SmAsh Rapper. I’ll gape your A to an O
Was it fun, sifting through everything I’ve fucking done?
Bruh, It’s dumb. Each time, the punch is just “This one guy said this one thing once”
I may get degenerate, but your prison fetish’s even sicker!
Back to bondage. This bobby just beat you black and blue like “C’ya, n-“
God DAMN. God fucking DAMN. 7/10 DAMN. Smoshery continued to make black jokes on himself and Lemon didn't let his fans down with another slur drop. Brought it in. But who won you say? Up to you to choose you undecisive bitch. Comment down below and lets both eagerly await Joe and abon.
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