| Joeaikman vs Amy Clover | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 09/06/2020 |
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| Previous | Jella vs Abon |
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| Beat(s) | Beat |
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| Rappers | Joe |
Well here we are once again. This fist clenching match up is certainly exciting and one looked forward to by many wiki users. The pairing of these two is to mindbogglingly intense you can feel the tension in the air. Everyone feels suspense, its all going quiet. Until they read the battle and are let down and think its mediocre. I mean yall can have opinions. But I'm hoping that the hype would indeed be lived up and everyone will be satisfied.
On one side, we have the Boogeyman they hate, the British smug mate, one who fucks at first date, Joeaikman. On the other side we have the female Eminem, the tourney veteran, has drugs, no excedrin, Amy Clover. I'd say its long due since these two would be paired. So let's wish them both luck. Do the co-hosts have anything to say?
Rae: gold team rules?
Paddy: Joe Aikman sucks
Rae: and Paddy swallows
Very valuable information. The Beat is advised for the full experience. Hope yall enjoy reading this.
Amy Clover:
Ah, the Dark Magician that spits garbage shit has appeared.
Barging in with narcissism, hardly an artist to cheer.
So for two minutes, I gotta listen to all your whingin’.
Dude, you’re like Devilishmind, the slack jaw edition.
You got so pissy no one commented on the Wiki Apocalypse.
Started talkin’ shit and you’re constantly getting blocked for it.
Upset because someone dropped the “ugh” in doughnut.
I’m over here like “ugh”, get your mouth sewn shut!
You wrote for Joffrey and Jon; I crushed you both times.
You’re not even G.O.A.T. at your own Game of Thrones rhymes.
We can have it out no matter how you wanna get passed around.
But, like you always do, you're gonna drag this battle out.
Joeaikman:
The first step down the Psycho’s Path, stealing styles as a starter.
Second step; give up on that shit, learn that lesson from your father.
Went from mental health to mental health, what an interesting ‘decision’.
I’ll add that to the list of this bitch’s many botched transitions
I can diagnose your condition as being Daddy’s Little Disappointment.
You want therapy for junkies? This can be your diss appointment.
You nicked your whole shtick from Rae, a Queen got turned gay.
Dykey moobs hanging out on stage like a diabetic Brian May.
Ditch the coke for more diet, fit for the fanta-sy of feeling slimmy.
You’re not a druggie? Well, seems you even let down Little Timmy.
That Danganronpa shit, Mit? Bitch, you just flipped what I writ
Don’t throw a fit, your personality is just like your dick; not split.
Amy Clover:
Good one, Joe! I almost forgot what I hear every match.
Dissing my family issues, but dude, you fuckin hatched.
I stole from you? Please, like I'd ever read your shitty writing.
Skim to the parts with me, that's where this gets exciting.
You’re the last mundane fuck that needs his own poetry slam,
You look like David Cameron taught you about “going ham”,
Talkin’ ‘bout “I need another week to do the coding, ma’am”,
Copy, paste, copy, paste! Are you fuckin’ joking, man?!
Joeaikman:
You hate the rich middle classes, I understand you getting pissed.
But that places your whitebread family directly on the lynch list.
You got that rebellious twist, but it’s just more cliché bullshit.
Do us all a favour, take that edge and slit your fucking wrists.
Amy Clover:
Lest we forget, you pervin’ on all the girl users,
Is that to make up for Nikki catfishing you, loser?
See, I remember 2014, when the people called me Tina
And who showed up in my PMs but this fuckin' creeper?
Tryna get me in some kinky bullshit roleplay? Olé!
Not a chance gettin' in my pants, put your chode away!
But screw it, it's so sleezy, Joe Aikman would do it!
What does my dick and this tourney have in common?
You fuckin blew it!
Joeaikman:
You need to be meaner, Tina, or Imma fist you till you’re hopeless.
This futa puta chicken’s wanting breasts, but she can’t even get boneless.
I’ll Destroya S0Bbing screw-up, just like the liquor to her liver.
When rich white Joes drop berns we end up as the winner.
You want to go retro? How about the time when your personality wasn't just your gender.
When your best friends were Night and Meat, but now I'm the sex offender?
You’ve lost all but your Daddy, and he’s upset at how you turned.
I wouldn’t piss on this bitch if she was the second Kelly burned.
Gravity thinks I’m unlucky, but your clover dropped you in the shitter.
This twisted album quitters only fit to being bitter out on Twitter.
I’ll end these bars on a high; leave you addicted to all of mine.
I guess my verse was like cocaine; you just overdosed on killer lines.
Good to know that family jokes on Amy will never stop coming. Or the getting blocked jokes on Joe. Long as they keep coming balance will be in the world. Joe held back on the rape jokes though, even with a Biden line. Good on him. But neither of these factors determine who won. That question relies on you so please comment your vote down below and look forward to the next battle.
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