Joeaikman vs SierraStalker | |
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Battle information | |
Release date | 30/06/2020 |
Timeline | |
Previous | Cyan vs Abon |
Beat Information | |
Beat(s) | The Beat |
Other information | |
Rappers | Joe |
ELEVEN
ELEVEN days after the battle we getting the first battle of round two we get the next one. It was a long wait. Bet you even forgot that the tourney existed in the first place and have grown up, married and had a family. But before that, let's have this exciting battle
On one side we The Boogeyman, Rose Parks and Jigsaw combined into one person, Joeaikman
On the other we have the memer of Sans and the Gandalf who always comes back SierraStalker
Paddy: oh hello i just woke up
uhh
today, not tmrw
Indeed. If you say that every day, it will eventually come true.
The Beat be kinda nasty. Enjoy this.
SierraStalker:
It's gonna take you a lyrical miracle thinking that you're ever gonna abolish me
8-Shit with Pixel, got fanned out by Gliscor, and don't you forget all the smashing by Smoshery
Joe, we all know that with all of these chapters on starting you’re not gonna make it that far
So just make like the Discords and discard your useless raps out like the trash that we know that they are
Take good Wiki Notes, Joe, and just know that you’re Out of Your Depth
Call this battle the Apocalypse, it’ll be your last dying rap breath
This lowlife worm is used to getting stomped, it’s in his very nature
Can’t survive without wifi? Well now it’s putting you in danger.
Chimp chump just isn't ready to face my attack; even so, he stays starting this Guerilla Wikifare
Bitching for seven years straight, it’s the reason that no girl since ever can go with you anywhere
I'm here, and I’m seeking some justice for Dragon, AB, Jude, and now Amy Clover
Won Round One once again, but against me, Joe, just know your sad tourney journey is over.
Joeaikman:
The aura around Laura is more a force of utter boredom
Maybe try to cure your depression, don’t just whine on a forum
Was I mean for saying that? Your life would make anybody sad
You’re mad enough to marry Max, and this twat is your dad
Still hitched? C'mon Ashley, I think you'll find it's complicated
I shouldn't need to sit you down and explain what statutory rape is
I’ll prompt your latest hiatus,delete your account and get disqualified
I’m a Titan on the mic, your shite is more Teen angst personified
I’m not going to apologise when you draw from the deep well of Joe
You’ve got no flow, no jokes, just rope and no hope
Past battles? I’m a semi-finalist who left Mit ditched
Me and Night do have something in common, fucking over this bitch
SierraStalker:
Joe won’t apologize to women? Wow. That’s almost a surprise.
Like old jokes and your teacher, it’s funny when both of them dies
Wanna speak on Night and Meat? I wouldn’t mention rape if I were you.
Write shitty Wiki stories but can’t read the cues. Amy, Me Too
For centuries, our police have been involved in cold-blooded murders
Keep on defending them, you’ll certainly stay on your special ass-flipping-burgers
You’re sloppy, Joe, and just face it, next to me, you’re getting devoured
Seen your love life with women, you’re known for being overpowered
Joeaikman:
Holi shit you’re back, I thought you’d fuck off after that beating
Reading all my old battles to see which jokes were worth repeating
For such a bleeding heart bitch you still refer to Rae as your son
That shit’s even more transphobic than I was in battle one
And I’ll have this battle won because you brought your bad bars
Get another J to Phil in and fix this bitch’s broken heart
That false start is past, but you’ve got eight lines not to bore me
Right now you’re going one direction, blocked from the tourney
SierraStalker:
Ugh, your second verse was even worse than when you backed up Devil
Should have taken The Warning, stabbed in the back but on a different level
Saying I’m transphobic, but you need a Fire: Vi check
You suffocate me with hypocrisy, get off my fucking neck
Some disrespectful asshole, cocky, walkin' 'round without a clue,
They’re tried and true, yes, these are all the words I use describing you
Boo fucking hoo, you delusional fool, if you can't take the heat, then you can't take the piss
Cuz he wants to play games, but ends up playing victim, these words are abuse, so slit your useless wrists
Got a Facebook friend request from Night, right? LOL, he needs your help
You should take it, maybe then you'll have a friend that isn't just yourself
So leave Wiki while you're ahead, nobody cares you're not around
Autism Speaks a lot, but Joe, for once, just fucking pipe it down.
Joeaikman:
Don’t make death jokes to Amy” that’s something voters forbid
I guess there’s a double standard when it’s a woman being morbid
Straight Outta Bethlehem, but I’m this rap battle’s saviour
Should choose euthanasia over being the postergirl for stranger danger
I didn’t know it was possible to just get your period online
You’re annoying, useless, whiny, awkward, all your words and not mine
Is that improvement coming soon, or you just gonna spout botched lines
You’ve tried to fuck off So Many times we should put you on a watchline
And I’ve got my win in the bag, whilst you’re thinking up more block jokes
You said Goodbye to the Wiki, just two weeks before you socked though
Held a memorial for a friend, and like her cancer I will end this
But that shit was more fictional than any of your friendships
It seems the Night jokes will never end, its like a tourney tradition. Joe busted out the gate with a chainsaw being a savage and not holding back but Sierra didnt hold back either and got a scalpel, slashing with wit. Who won? Comment down below dummy. Look forward to the next one.
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