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Joeaikman vs SierraStalker
Joesierra
Battle information
Release date 30/06/2020
Timeline
Previous Cyan vs Abon
Beat Information
Beat(s) The Beat
Other information
Rappers Joe

Sierra

ELEVEN

ELEVEN days after the battle we getting the first battle of round two we get the next one. It was a long wait. Bet you even forgot that the tourney existed in the first place and have grown up, married and had a family. But before that, let's have this exciting battle

On one side we The Boogeyman, Rose Parks and Jigsaw combined into one person, Joeaikman

On the other we have the memer of Sans and the Gandalf who always comes back SierraStalker


Paddy: oh hello i just woke up

uhh

today, not tmrw


Indeed. If you say that every day, it will eventually come true.

The Beat be kinda nasty. Enjoy this.



SierraStalker:

It's gonna take you a lyrical miracle thinking that you're ever gonna abolish me

8-Shit with Pixel, got fanned out by Gliscor, and don't you forget all the smashing by Smoshery

Joe, we all know that with all of these chapters on starting you’re not gonna make it that far

So just make like the Discords and discard your useless raps out like the trash that we know that they are

Take good Wiki Notes, Joe, and just know that you’re Out of Your Depth

Call this battle the Apocalypse, it’ll be your last dying rap breath

This lowlife worm is used to getting stomped, it’s in his very nature

Can’t survive without wifi? Well now it’s putting you in danger.

Chimp chump just isn't ready to face my attack; even so, he stays starting this Guerilla Wikifare

Bitching for seven years straight, it’s the reason that no girl since ever can go with you anywhere

I'm here, and I’m seeking some justice for Dragon, AB, Jude, and now Amy Clover

Won Round One once again, but against me, Joe, just know your sad tourney journey is over.


Joeaikman:

The aura around Laura is more a force of utter boredom

Maybe try to cure your depression, don’t just whine on a forum

Was I mean for saying that? Your life would make anybody sad

You’re mad enough to marry Max, and this twat is your dad

Still hitched? C'mon Ashley, I think you'll find it's complicated

I shouldn't need to sit you down and explain what statutory rape is

I’ll prompt your latest hiatus,delete your account and get disqualified

I’m a Titan on the mic, your shite is more Teen angst personified

I’m not going to apologise when you draw from the deep well of Joe

You’ve got no flow, no jokes, just rope and no hope

Past battles? I’m a semi-finalist who left Mit ditched

Me and Night do have something in common, fucking over this bitch


SierraStalker:

Joe won’t apologize to women? Wow. That’s almost a surprise.

Like old jokes and your teacher, it’s funny when both of them dies

Wanna speak on Night and Meat? I wouldn’t mention rape if I were you.

Write shitty Wiki stories but can’t read the cues. Amy, Me Too

For centuries, our police have been involved in cold-blooded murders

Keep on defending them, you’ll certainly stay on your special ass-flipping-burgers

You’re sloppy, Joe, and just face it, next to me, you’re getting devoured

Seen your love life with women, you’re known for being overpowered


Joeaikman:

Holi shit you’re back, I thought you’d fuck off after that beating

Reading all my old battles to see which jokes were worth repeating

For such a bleeding heart bitch you still refer to Rae as your son

That shit’s even more transphobic than I was in battle one

And I’ll have this battle won because you brought your bad bars

Get another J to Phil in and fix this bitch’s broken heart

That false start is past, but you’ve got eight lines not to bore me

Right now you’re going one direction, blocked from the tourney


SierraStalker:

Ugh, your second verse was even worse than when you backed up Devil

Should have taken The Warning, stabbed in the back but on a different level

Saying I’m transphobic, but you need a Fire: Vi check

You suffocate me with hypocrisy, get off my fucking neck

Some disrespectful asshole, cocky, walkin' 'round without a clue,

They’re tried and true, yes, these are all the words I use describing you

Boo fucking hoo, you delusional fool, if you can't take the heat, then you can't take the piss

Cuz he wants to play games, but ends up playing victim, these words are abuse, so slit your useless wrists

Got a Facebook friend request from Night, right? LOL, he needs your help

You should take it, maybe then you'll have a friend that isn't just yourself

So leave Wiki while you're ahead, nobody cares you're not around

Autism Speaks a lot, but Joe, for once, just fucking pipe it down.


Joeaikman:

Don’t make death jokes to Amy” that’s something voters forbid

I guess there’s a double standard when it’s a woman being morbid

Straight Outta Bethlehem, but I’m this rap battle’s saviour

Should choose euthanasia over being the postergirl for stranger danger

I didn’t know it was possible to just get your period online

You’re annoying, useless, whiny, awkward, all your words and not mine

Is that improvement coming soon, or you just gonna spout botched lines

You’ve tried to fuck off So Many times we should put you on a watchline

And I’ve got my win in the bag, whilst you’re thinking up more block jokes

You said Goodbye to the Wiki, just two weeks before you socked though

Held a memorial for a friend, and like her cancer I will end this

But that shit was more fictional than any of your friendships


It seems the Night jokes will never end, its like a tourney tradition. Joe busted out the gate with a chainsaw being a savage and not holding back but Sierra didnt hold back either and got a scalpel, slashing with wit. Who won? Comment down below dummy. Look forward to the next one.


Logo WIP Take 2
ROUNDONE
Jella141 vs ABunchofNumbersJoeaikman vs Amy CloverMetalFire vs LemonCoreMortal5075 vs ERBofSmosheryDark Cyan vs Brandon Service DFSierraStalker vs Kungfuguy27Bobdave vs Obamabot 3000JakeTheManiac vs Amontgomery1432

BONUS Amy Clover vs Mortal5075 JKGame vs GreenToxic

ROUNDTWO
Dark Cyan vs ABunchofNumbersJoeaikman vs SierraStalkerAmontgomery1432 vs LemonCoreBobdave vs ERBofSmoshery

BONUS Dark Cyan vs Amontgomery1432Amy Clover vs MetalFire 2

ROUNDTHREE
ERBofSmoshery vs LemonCoreABunchofNumbers vs Joeaikman

BONUS Joeaikman vs LemonCore

ROUNDFOUR
ERBofSmoshery vs ABunchofNumbers
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