| Mortal5075 vs ERBofSmoshery | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | 12/06/2020 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Lemon vs Vi |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | The Beat |
| Other information | |
| Rappers | ERBofSmoshery |
Two battles in the same day? This battle is the wiki Santa is coming down your chimney, wrecking the Christmas tree and the presents, pulling down the list of your cardinal sins and spitting them in hot rhymes because this one is a fucking good one. But if you don't like it then that's fine too I'm just building hype.
On one side we have the Tourney host, with the most, glastnost, Mortal5075. On the other side we have the most baller, your girl caller, a dawg, no collar, ERBofSmoshery. Two wiki big boys at each others throats. I'm hoping we both live up to the hype.
Paddy: I hope Mortal loses because it wouldn't be fair for him to win twice in a row with his own tourney
Well that just fills me with confidence. The Beat, shoutout to Tone Jonez, is advised as usual. Hope you enjoy this.
Hi Hello this is 2022 Mortal talking. My side in this battle did not age well. Due to me not really knowing how to use Smoshery's actual material I resorted to making a bunch of racial jokes which was obviously a bad move and look super cringy now so hope you keep in mind that I regret it in retrospect.
however the first four lines still flow to the beat and have a pretty sick rhyme scheme and have a good flow to them the only bad thing about them is that the third line is pure nonsense but the flow and scheme is still pretty sick there fuck you pads
Mortal5075:
I won’t go light when I’m born for fights, flow’s tight, you might ball right but can your small mind match me? Not quite.
Apartheid on sight when I’m ripping up a mixed dude with all might, separate the black from white.
My talent's twice of your height so you should ride my nuts on long nights, tall guide in life to get a throne on.
Only time this spiritual lyrical miracle knocks is when preaching Biblical raps like a Mormon.
I'll leave a two line poor flow dude who's used to be abused in my lines hushed.
I’m spreading red on this hand of blacks, your wildcard is getting Royales flushed.
I mean, holy shit! Those "fuck knows if happens" future projects, have yall seen them?
Fucker made more upcoming battles pages than his dad did unplanned children!
I'll DP a hoe whose family mainline is long Dead in his diverse gene Pool.
Goes to hide in his little shell cause he’s too scared to talk to people.
In a minute this introverted geek will end up just like his idol did.
Bring in the other Deadpool guy cause Kodi crashed with Tkid.
ERBofSmoshery:
It’s no wonder you’re disconnected when your bars go off the line
Raps so thin, even your sister wouldn’t be full up on those rhymes!
What Jamaica this? A weedy prick v me? I’ll smoke him silly!
All I did was write one play and the pansy fucker took my Willy!
Tries to brawl but got no brawn, that’s why he’ll never pull his weight.
Should call this Russian Fedor-ation, ‘cause his Unions lie in state!
Grades bombed, a broken mind like Oppenheimer’s gonna lose it.
You faced minors and still dropped, and I ain’t talking about the music!
Hiding feelings behind a failed actor’s mask, it’s pretty sad.
You must be mad, lad; I’m black and I’m the one with the avid dad!
I’ll rid the wiki of this creep and finalise the five-year plan.
The white knight burnt out when he crossed me: Kulak Kucks Klan!
Are you Subway? You’re stocked up on that filler-loaded wrapping!
Please, Skaterboy, just cause you spit off the top of the head don’t mean you capping.
Mortal5075:
Smoshery’s lining up the shot and all cheer his name so he would win.
But the only time people will scream “Kobe” is when I chuck this bitch into the bin.
This ain't a basketball game there’s no dodging me.
Drop you off the wiki if you are a Flats prodigy.
You're reaching for bars, I call shots like a police chief.
Soon as this black faced me he should have sent apologies.
Used to compliment you constantly, Smoshery but Dude; I got nothing for-these-hits!
Saying you give "much love" and "want that booty"? Woah, better also drop-these-hints!
You’ll feel full pain when chopped in half like when Anthony broke from restrains.
When I’m shredding I reduce to atoms, leave Smosh’s body to be Ion remains.
ERBofSmoshery:
Trying to “really slaughter the beat” and this is the shit that I receive?
Damn, you must be the police, chief... ‘cause I can’t fucking breathe!
On the spectrum but still colourless, the bleachers are where you stand.
Kissing up to kids and Kits ‘cause they’re the OnlyFans you land!
I’m fully-loaded, while you’re busy shooting shots in an empty mag.
Should’ve played the Hairspray mother, fucker; all you do is drag!
Now your winning streak has ended, but you went out looking tatty.
’Cause your horror-ble rhymes Flats-lined, no wonder you’re dead ratty.
Mortal5075:
Make me your lyrics teacher, hoe, cause I schooled this high-talk boastful punk.
Dissed me on Kit but you’d spend last breaths bleeding in bed trying to work your junk?
It seems your sex life are like your tourneys, I guess big dicks don’t align blacks.
Started off fierce but was too weak and pulled out before he reached the climax.
ERBofSmoshery:
You’re the chauffeur for my show, Fedor, I’ll override your rules.
Break you down and show this bore the door! Now who’s talking schools?
Shedding tears about Mortality, leaving powerless Prowers attacked.
But now your death will be her paradise: cause no one’s gonna react!
Thank you me, very nice verses. But we were both at each others throats. Low punches everywhere, no limits. Ultimately, this comes down to "the racist black bars or the racist Russian bars, which ones were better". That's up to you to decide. Comment down below who won and look forward to the next battle.
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