SierraStalker vs Kungfuguy27 | |
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Battle information | |
Release date | 14/06/2020 |
Timeline | |
Previous | Dark Cyan vs Bran |
Beat Information | |
Beat(s) | The Beat |
Other information | |
Rappers | Sierra |
Woah woah woah woah
Kung is back???
The lyrically adequate, swimming through tons of fed, kung fu is tough as led?
Sierra too???
Sans pretty like Nissan, keeps coming back, no visa, eyes squinting like Lisa?
Your response must be "I havent seen these mofos in ages, where they been!"
Well here they are. While I said I would try to avoid repeats I think two beloved users returning is a great reason to see how they would duel it out again.
Rae: dunkey kung
Paddy: Anyone who doesn't finish their battle by the deadline shall be shot
Rae: with a coconut gun
Paddy: Its on like donkey kong
Rae: diddys infinite is called the pyramid scheme
Paddy: Jungle jank
The Beat. There. Have fun I guess.
KungfuGuy27:
I never sign up to wipe the floor with somebody’s daughter
It shows the morals on Mortal to sort the sequel to a slaughter
The poll will show another landslide leavin’ Lisa Simpson squintin’
Raven’s cravin’ the win but can’t materialize some fresher disses
Azarath Metrion Zin-those temper tantrums are Sexi to no one
Free yourself, don’t tie your entire self worth to a fucking online forum
You're not the only Sierra stalker ever to walk this site
Like, how old were you when Night was your husbando? Yikes!
SierraStalker:
Round 2 of me against a stupid asshole? How familiar.
No place to doubt my skills against this No One in Particular
You're double hurt, you Kunt, and there's no chance for you to heal,
You only hurt the Middle East, I hope you found Art in the Deal.
Time for Kung to wise up quick, this stupid fish is getting schooled
I can see right through this knockoff of MunKitteh, no one's fooled
You'll need more than fishy one-liners to get through to Round 2,
Nameless, baseless, faceless; Please, boy, you're nothing without BranFu!
KungfuGuy27:
Whatchu know about Round 2, you’re Wiki’s number one square
With so many Tourney failures, you have no right to take it there
Went double default like a fish pic to get halfway through the Third
Flattened in Four, so in the Fifth I made sure to squash the curve
You were back-up in Six, then for years it seemed you weren’t coming back
i MeAn, with nothing better to do, you could maybe update your raps
You haven’t been practicin’ Ashley and that’s apparent, in fact
Might have to change your name again, I just reduced you to Ash
SierraStalker:
Your bars are like your college academics: only getting worse
I'm stuck here doing charity like I threw you an extra verse
I mean, honestly, Kung, is that the best that you've got?
If you wanted to do nothing, you could just give up your spot.
You got Serviced by Brandon, and the Wiki went wild
Why don't you leave for 3 more tourneys? now THAT'S getting kitchen tiled
Sure, you might have gained some clout, and that can take you very far,
But don't forget: The work I've done has made you everything you are.
Well well, nice to see that they both got it. Sierra dropping bombs with the Middle East lines but so does Kung with good ol Night bars. Don't think they'll ever go away as long as the wiki exists. Comment below who won or something, idk.
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