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SierraStalker vs Kungfuguy27
Kungsierra
Battle information
Release date 14/06/2020
Timeline
Previous Dark Cyan vs Bran
Beat Information
Beat(s) The Beat
Other information
Rappers Sierra

Kung

Woah woah woah woah

Kung is back???

The lyrically adequate, swimming through tons of fed, kung fu is tough as led?

Sierra too???

Sans pretty like Nissan, keeps coming back, no visa, eyes squinting like Lisa?

Your response must be "I havent seen these mofos in ages, where they been!"

Well here they are. While I said I would try to avoid repeats I think two beloved users returning is a great reason to see how they would duel it out again.

Rae: dunkey kung

Paddy: Anyone who doesn't finish their battle by the deadline shall be shot

Rae: with a coconut gun

Paddy: Its on like donkey kong

Rae: diddys infinite is called the pyramid scheme

Paddy: Jungle jank

The Beat. There. Have fun I guess.


KungfuGuy27:

I never sign up to wipe the floor with somebody’s daughter

It shows the morals on Mortal to sort the sequel to a slaughter

The poll will show another landslide leavin’ Lisa Simpson squintin’

Raven’s cravin’ the win but can’t materialize some fresher disses

Azarath Metrion Zin-those temper tantrums are Sexi to no one

Free yourself, don’t tie your entire self worth to a fucking online forum

You're not the only Sierra stalker ever to walk this site

Like, how old were you when Night was your husbando? Yikes!


SierraStalker:

Round 2 of me against a stupid asshole? How familiar.

No place to doubt my skills against this No One in Particular

You're double hurt, you Kunt, and there's no chance for you to heal,

You only hurt the Middle East, I hope you found Art in the Deal.

Time for Kung to wise up quick, this stupid fish is getting schooled

I can see right through this knockoff of MunKitteh, no one's fooled

You'll need more than fishy one-liners to get through to Round 2,

Nameless, baseless, faceless; Please, boy, you're nothing without BranFu!


KungfuGuy27:

Whatchu know about Round 2, you’re Wiki’s number one square

With so many Tourney failures, you have no right to take it there

Went double default like a fish pic to get halfway through the Third

Flattened in Four, so in the Fifth I made sure to squash the curve

You were back-up in Six, then for years it seemed you weren’t coming back

i MeAn, with nothing better to do, you could maybe update your raps

You haven’t been practicin’ Ashley and that’s apparent, in fact

Might have to change your name again, I just reduced you to Ash


SierraStalker:

Your bars are like your college academics: only getting worse

I'm stuck here doing charity like I threw you an extra verse

I mean, honestly, Kung, is that the best that you've got?

If you wanted to do nothing, you could just give up your spot.

You got Serviced by Brandon, and the Wiki went wild

Why don't you leave for 3 more tourneys? now THAT'S getting kitchen tiled

Sure, you might have gained some clout, and that can take you very far,

But don't forget: The work I've done has made you everything you are.


Well well, nice to see that they both got it. Sierra dropping bombs with the Middle East lines but so does Kung with good ol Night bars. Don't think they'll ever go away as long as the wiki exists. Comment below who won or something, idk.

Logo WIP Take 2
ROUNDONE
Jella141 vs ABunchofNumbersJoeaikman vs Amy CloverMetalFire vs LemonCoreMortal5075 vs ERBofSmosheryDark Cyan vs Brandon Service DFSierraStalker vs Kungfuguy27Bobdave vs Obamabot 3000JakeTheManiac vs Amontgomery1432

BONUS Amy Clover vs Mortal5075 JKGame vs GreenToxic

ROUNDTWO
Dark Cyan vs ABunchofNumbersJoeaikman vs SierraStalkerAmontgomery1432 vs LemonCoreBobdave vs ERBofSmoshery

BONUS Dark Cyan vs Amontgomery1432Amy Clover vs MetalFire 2

ROUNDTHREE
ERBofSmoshery vs LemonCoreABunchofNumbers vs Joeaikman

BONUS Joeaikman vs LemonCore

ROUNDFOUR
ERBofSmoshery vs ABunchofNumbers
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