| The Holy Father vs Father Christmas | |
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| Release date | (It's Father's Day somewhere), 2020 |
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| Rappers | Santa Claus,
Pope Francis I |
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I wrote this in 5 hours help me
Yes very clever a father themed battle on Father's Day
By the way this is a serious battle, let's pretend that the previous one didn't happen. As well as the one before that. As well as this o- You know what, just forget this account ever existed.
I need an espresso
Santa Claus:[]
I'm gonna leave your head ringing like a bell's jingle,
When I come, my bars are stacked, like Kris Pringles,
Everybody loves Sinterklaas, I got no sins nor flaws,
You got a sinister cause, everytime one your ministers call,
and tell you a kid's actin up, you got your dick in your palm,
I don't remember "Thy shall covet thou nuts" in those psalms!
You're one allegation away from being a Marcial Maciel,
Best chance is to just to shut the fuck up like Marcel Marcea!
Pope Francis I:[]
You say you the best, look I'm hearing ya,
But to me it's clear this father is tier-abysmal,
Based on some bearded, habitual shoe appearance leering fool!
Your weird rituals are a Christian smear symbol
Clear visual, you steer people to near limbo,
I got them Methodist methods to spear Kringle,
Satirical mere mythical figureheads, I sear em all!
BECAUSE ON THE MIC I'M A SPIRITUAL LYRICAL very good rapper
Santa Claus:[]
Named after a beggar, those were some poor ass lines you wrote,
When it comes to high quality bars, you're lookin at the Yule GOAT!
I'm glad you changed shit up, cept for the sexual abuse,
When it comes to little kids, clergy is Holy See, Holy Do.
Pope Francis I:[]
Who the H to the E to the C to the single siamese hockey stick,
would stalk these kids? And have them leave out choccy chips,
when they're all sleeping, then you creep down with your weird little naughty list,
Yo this guys got a kiddy Tinder for his jolly kicks!
That's Christmessed up, at least the kids I stalk are for the Christian cause,
So when they go to heaven it's like they're handicapped, a guaranteed spot,
All your followers get is a pair of socks,
I spit Holy Water, I light liars on fire, lines are so hot!
Stuffing your face with Ho Ho Ho's, man you better stop,
Because the most solid thing bout you is a blood clot!
