Welcome to the first offical rap battle of my series,
Today we have Phoenix Wright vs Judge Judy.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
PHOENIX WRIGHT
VS
JUDGE JUDYYYYY.
Phoenix Wright
It's time to take off your halloween mask,
There nothing uglier than a human giraffe.
HOLD IT, let me just open my briefcase,
SO I CAN SLAP YOU WITH THIS MACE!
I got some notes here, miss Sheindlin. They say something about your face.
YOUR NOTHING MORE, THEN A HUGE DISGRACE!
Sorry, I didn't understand that, do you speak French?
JUST GO HOME, AND SIT ON YOUR HOT BENCH!
Judge Judy
Excuse me sir, that is baloney!
Every one of your cases are just a lot of phoney!
Let's discuss your style, it's nothing to special.
CALM DOWN NOW! I DON'T WANNA WRESTLE!
I DON'T WANT THIS BATTLE TO DANGLE!
JUST GET IT OUT, I'M ON IN HALF HOUR!
YOUR THIRD LEG IS NOTHING BIGGER THAN AN INCH!
YOUR CLIENTS NEED A NEW LAWYER, MAYBE ATTICUS FINCH!
Phoenix Wright
OBJECTION! YOU LYING, UGLY SLUT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
DON'T BE A JACKASS, LIKE JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!
JUST GO HOME TO THE UGLY DR. PHIL!
Judge Judy
ORDER, ORDER, MR WRIGHT,
The bird your named after, set fire to the night.
Step out of my court room, you pathetic beginner.
This rap battle is over, and there only one winner.
WHO WON?
WHO's NEXT?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!