Baby GG couldn't make it, R.I.P.
So Dragon stepped in! What a G.
Y'know what it is. The Eighth Official Wiki Rap Tournament; round one. Me, the host, goes against back-up rapper number one, Dragonsblood23, to see who can claim a spot in round two. We only have one verse each lmao, all of which were written in under a day.
Thanks a bunch for stepping in last second Dragon!
TKandMit
Your audition sunk to the depths but nonetheless, welcome aboard!
The dude known for Jori and... getting promoted by Jorn?
Posted eight Connections and you stopped them when they flopped
Been in eight Tourneys, I guess this is the only shot you got!
Your track record’s pathetic, you’ve only beaten Nail and Jake
I've been there, I've done that! You’re four years too late!
I’m used to fucking you up, but you're not so Bad, Dragon
It feels good to diss the shit out of you without a bandwagon
Kid, you ain’t the Riddler, you just need to pop some Ritalin
You’re in the Patreon Discord but your disses need some discipline
You bitched and moaned that shitposting always guarantees a win
So how come I won the bullshit Bran pulled when I went against him?
C’mon Eric, which of your suggestions suck the least cocks?
‘Cause even Peter says you need to keep your thinking in the box!
And how many defeats do you need before you put down the microphone?
‘Cause if you ever think you’ll win this shit, you’re in the Twilight Zone
Dragonsblood23
Here we go, just woke up, it’s about time to start the day
Check my Discord, It’s TK, I wonder what she’s got to say
Apparently, in case if GG quits, she wanted me last minute
She choose right, when it comes to spitting flames, you know I spit it
I spent more than five years on the wiki you see
Built myself up from DRB to now writing ERBs
True, you’ve been here longer, but we’re certainly not the same
Throughout the 7 years you came, the only thing changed is your name!
Think you’re the next Eminem but you're more on par with 6ix9ine
And the worst host yet as half the battles barely came on time!
And for the first time, I was back up and now I can see why
Last time, I went to Round 3, while you were left behind
Oh did that sting you a bit? Are you gonna get pissy?
What are you gonna do? Kill me off next on DanganWiki?
And there you go, with 16 bars, I left Amy in defeat
And it was just like taking candy from a Baby, GG
Mortal5075 vs MetalFire • Dark Cyan vs JKGame • Bobdave vs Meatholl • Joeaikman vs Awesome Betterhero • Element K vs SoothSaiyaman! • ABunchofNumbers vs JakeTheManiac • TKandMit vs Dragonsblood23 • ERBofSmoshery vs Bantha117 |
Dark Cyan vs Mortal5075 • ABunchofNumbers vs SoothSaiyaman! • TKandMit vs Bantha117 • Bobdave vs Joeaikman |
Joeaikman vs Mortal5075 • ABunchofNumbers vs Bantha117 |
Mortal5075 vs Bantha117 |