Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the 2019 ERB Wiki Awards Ceremony. Apologies for the delay on this year's ceremony but since there was an issue with the other host, I decided to come back and give out the awards myself. My name is Valremathras and without further ado, let the ceremony begin!
Best Staff[]
The wiki has had well, kinda dead staff so this can only go to one fella. Congratulations to:
BANTHA!
Yay, congrats to Bantha for being the only Admin around. Seriously, adopt the fucking wiki already and be a bureau.
Best Editor[]
Throughout the year, the wiki has had a lot of great editors. However one stood out above the rest. And the award for Best Editor of the Year goes to:
TEDDYFAIL!
Congratulations to Teddyfail. Keep up the good edits for this year.
Best Rapper[]
We had a lot of great rapping talent this year on the wiki. And I'm proud to announce that the Rapper of the Year goes to:
MORTAL!
Congrats to Mortal for not only being Best Rapper but also the winner of the 2019 Wiki Tourney. Good job, mate.
(But I still hate you. Hehe.)
Rapper of the Decade[]
This award goes to the Best Rapper of the whole decade. Dropping sick bars and spitting sick beats, this award goes to:
TKANDMIT!
Congrats TK on being the greatest rapper of the decade and of all time. Keep spitting those beats!
Best Shitposter[]
Shitposting is a popular thing on the wiki nowadays. But we can all agree there is one that is truly the god of Shitposting. And that award goes to:
LEFT 4 SPEED!
Congratulations to my best friend, Speed. You earned this award, bud. Keep up the great shitposting.
Worst Troll of 2019[]
We've had a lot of trolls this year. Some funny and some well, kinda cringey. To be honest, I forgot who all the trolls were this year but I remembered one that I think all will agree on. This award goes to:
NIGHTFALCON!
Yeah. This scumbag. Thankfully his reign of terror is over and we won't see him again.
Troll of the Decade[]
Although NightFalcon was the worst troll of 2019, he isn't the Troll of the Decade. This special award goes to a very special fella. Congratulations to:
WRATH!
Yep. Wrath was the Troll of the Decade. Hard to believe people fell for his whole Wiki Takeover bullshit. Hahaha.
Best Rap Battle Series of 2019[]
This goes to the best Rap Battle Series of 2019. After reading all the great series we had on the wiki I have to give this award to:
DC RAP BATTLES! (LUCID)
Congrats Lucid on this award. Your series is really awesome. Hope we see more this year.
Best Non-Rap Battle Series of 2019[]
This award goes to the best blog series that isn't rap battle based. And that award goes to:
LATE NIGHT WITH A DEVILISHMIND! (VALREMATHRAS)
An awesome victory for my talk show. I hope to get someone on the show soon enough.
Best Discord[]
Throughout 2019, the wiki users made a lot more Discords. However, one Discord proved to the best out of all of them. And that award goes to:
THE ERB WIKI WRESTLING FEDERATION!
Yay. My Discord won. Swee-- Wait, what? Oh hold on. We got a bugger up here. The award actually goes to:
FREEDOM! (CAPTAIN WARRIOR)
Congrats CW on the best Discord of 2019. Now please bring me back I promise to behave. Super promise. *wink*
Best User of 2019[]
And now for the greatest user of the year. It was hard to choose but I had to give it to someone who truly deserved this award. And that goes to:
LEMON!
Congrats Lemon on being the best user of 2019. And for being my best caregiver ever.
User of the Decade[]
And finally. The greatest user of the decade and of all time. This goes to a very special user who's put a lot of heart and soul into this wiki. And that award goes to:
VALREMATHRAS!
Yes! I win. Thank you for this honor. Means the world. Honored to the best in the world!
Conclusion[]
Well that concludes our award ceremony this year. I would like to assure everyone that this ceremony is not biased at all and the votes were 100% accurate. I love democracy. Well, I better get going. I think I hear a group of angry rioters after me. Goodbye all and thanks for being part of a great award ceremony! This has been the 2019 Wiki Awards. My name is Valremathras and I'm disappearing for a while due to the riots. Bye!