| Legoshi vs BoJack Horseman | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | April 14, 2020 |
| Number | 5 |
| Length | 2:36 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Harvey Beaks vs Harvey Birdman |
| Next | Don’t count on it, lmao |
| Beat Information | |
| Beat(s) | No Excuses |
| BPM | 94 |
| Beat producer(s) | Allrounda |
| Other information | |
| Actors | WonderPikachu12 |
| Rappers |  
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| Cameos | Jack Mr. Peanutbutter |
| Location(s) | BoJack’s House The Black Market |
Whoa hey, it’s been a while, huh?
No I’m not back, don’t ask. I wanted to do this for fun, and there’s nowhere else to post this sorta stuff.
I’ve admittedly tried writing rap battles on and off since I left, had a lot of ideas I’ve burnt through that I might try to revisit now, I’ve just never been able to actually bring myself to do the writing part.
There’s one battle in particular I really loved the idea of that I just could never get around to finishing because, as much as I had everything planned out, all the little unique ideas and story progression going for it, the writing portion itself was too much for me. Probably just didn't wanna come back that badly, lmao.
This idea was originally going to be Retsuko vs Mae Borowski with BoJack and Legoshi coming in as third parties, but I wanted to make it a complete five-way royale and couldn't figure out who the fifth rapper should be, plus having two anime characters bothered me. I eventually realized BoJack vs Legoshi by itself is really interesting, so I scrapped the royale idea in favor of this battle.
Anyways.
Main protagonist of his titular show, BoJack Horseman, goes up against the main protagonist of Beastars, Legoshi, in a battle between two individuals dealing with dark, traumatic events, suffering from problems due to their family, while also struggling to grow out of the idea that they’re inherently bad. Old man versus teenager, teacher vs student, professional actor vs drama club, basically the two have lots of opposites between them on top of that. Also, they’re furries, duh.
BoJack Horseman and Beastars are both great, go check ‘em out on Netflix. Spoilers for both inbound, obviously.
Awoo~ uwu
(Starts at 0:00)
EPIC RAP BATTLES
VS
BEGIN!
Legoshi:
(0:12)
Aren’t you that horse from that cartoon show that Netflix pulled the plug on?
Just like your binge with Sarah Lynn, all your seasons really drug on
I thought I was feared and hated, but this literal criminal wants to tangle?
I’ll devour Seabiscuit like Biscuits as if his name was BoJangles
You’re such a stupid piece of shit, misusing all the women that you know
So willing to throw your own family under the bus if it meant getting a free churro
But if you thought that’s all I got, I’ve barely even gotten started
I’ll beat a dead horse, chopped and forgotten, served up on the Black Market
BoJack Horseman:
(0:32)
What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be getting back to class, kid?
Or kissing up to all of your herbivore peers’ asses? Hah! Classic
You’re a horse’s bitch, what I spit is a gift, straight out of my mouth
Can Hollywoo’s greatest star top a cat mob’s pup? Let’s find out!
My show’s constantly winning awards, even your manga is a bore
Still just a kid who needs to grow up, you’re less man than a horse!
Of course you talk big about women when you can’t touch a bunny’s prickly muffin
You wanna make a buck quick? Go suck Louis’ dick, dumb shit! (raspberry)
Legoshi:
(0:52)
I expected a better fight on the mic, but you’re still just horsin’ around,
You’re already falling, so learn to enjoy the view from halfway down
Talk about my desires all you want, you’re still a struggling alcoholic
So I’m gonna take this topic, stop it, and drop it like it was college
I’ve had it with this drug addict, man, all your episodes are manic
You cause a mess for your so-called friends then ditch them in a panic
It’s the same old stick, this one trick pony’s done it one times too many
You were once a millionaire, now you’re not even worth a single Penny
BoJack Horseman:
(1:13)
You were named after Dracula, so it’s no surprise that your verse sucks
But if you thought you had problems, I’ve got more drama than your whole club
Yeah, I’ve been on binges and shit, but at least that’s far more interesting,
Than yet another love triangle or school fight from this mixed breed teen
I bet it’s got you seething and crazed, like your body is all aflame
That even your own creator can’t decide on how to pronounce your name
It’s a shame, you thought you had this tiger by the tail, but I’m just pissed off
It’s easy to keep walking on the Wilde side when you’re an edgy Zootopia rip-off
Legoshi:
(1:33)
I’m a rip-off? That’s a laugh, coming from a discount Bob Saget
Who’s worth less than crud on my shoes, and I’m known to love maggots
You were hated by your family so much, you had to find another on the box
Want another shock? The pain you wrought left you hocked by Hollyhock
You thought you gave up as a comedian, but you’re still going for broke
A horse walks into a bar, and… that’s it! That’s the joke!
You choked like you were Gina or Corduroy, but- choke on an onion instead!
So you can cry knowing that the only thing that BoJack kills is all of his friends
BoJack Horseman:
(1:53)
Bringing in Jack to back you up? What is this, a crossover episode?
Geez, your rapping was even worse than the BoJack Horseman Show
They say rabbits are your fetish, when I know instead you take to feet
It won’t be hard to solve the mystery of how you got murdered on the beat
So taste this, my rapping’s ace like Todd, it’ll scar your body bad
Carving you like a Melon, until you’re shouting, “That’s too much, man!”
Wanna talk shit about my family? Well kid, do I have some bad news
You still can’t bear the fact that your own mom chose death over you