Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder. Epic Rap Battles of History.
Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder is the sixty-seventh installment of and the ninth episode of Epic Rap Battles of History Season 5. It features Amazonian warrior princess and DC Comics superhero, Wonder Woman, rapping against blind musician and singer, Stevie Wonder. It was released on November 28th, 2016.
Rappers Lilly Singh as Wonder Woman
T-Pain as Stevie Wonder
Lilly Singh as
Stevie Wonder's children, and Stevie Wonder's partners
Nice Peter as Batman (reused footage)
Wonder Woman fly, I'm about to tell you why:
Princess Diana, but this lady don't die!
My rhymes are signed, sealed, and delivered on time!
You a bald has-been; I'm in my amazon prime!
I'll tell you what I say! You bit your style from Ray!
The grin and the shades and the King Cobra head sway!
Gods made me out of clay, then they broke the mold!
I'm like Gina Davis, in a
justice league of my own!
I just called to say that you need to ditch the hair beads!
Lookin' like the Predator after some chemotherapy!
But don't be scared, I let
bats down easy,
So you don't gotta worry 'bout a thing, Little Stevie!
I feel like this is the beginning, (ohhh!)
But you have sucked for a few thousand years!
(Hey!) I'm a man who comes from a higher ground,
(Hoo!) And I say DC is a whole step down!
I've been spitting out hits since both Fingertips,
So use the tip of your fingers and read my lips!
How you gonna talk about a bat being blind? (Why?)
You need to echo-relocate to the fourth of July
Because you're Ms. Independent, or at least you try,
But your first story is you, running off with a guy!
(Okay!) Now let me tell the truth 'cause I know you got the lasso!
You got that wack flow! Suffering Sappho!
I'm the ceremony master blaster with the bars,
And I got more Grammys than your panties got stars!
Well, I'm a woman who wonders what you're thinking!
Some of your records make me wish you started drinking!
Even if I stick to the best selections,
Your YouTube videos raise some vision questions!
Your ignorant questions could never cause as much pain
As never knowing how stupid you look in your
You're a misguided, C minus on the Bechdel test joke,
And my worst song is better than your best TV show!
Look, I don't wanna judge a
Talking Book by its cover,
But of the vegan buffet, you're a Full-Time Lover
And a part-time father, from what I've discovered!
kids with five different mothers!
You couldn't walk in my shoes, so stick to your re-boots,
With plots so thin even I can see through!
It's not a superstition; I believe you got dissed!
Not even your tiara's coming back from this! (Yeah! Haha!)
Scrapped lyrics and lyric ideas
Rhymes signed, sealed, delivered; they're fresh and on time!
I'll get this out the way: you stole your shit from Ray!
Some of your singles make me wish you started drinking!
It's the double W, looking so fly!
Worst thing about being blind, you can't see how hot I am
Those beaded dreadlocks fill me with dread,
That you'll smack me in the face with your ??? head!
If you get a call going, you'll talk my ear off
Making waves with your Frank Ocean comments
Tell you what I say, you stole your whole shit from Ray,
From his shades to his grin to his cobra head sway
Haven't written a braid joke yet - could I have an extension?
What's going on with your hair? I'm not certain.
It's like you're permanently walking through a beaded door curtain!
You look like the Predator on chemo
Harm this harmonica player
Small wonder/Little Stevie
Put up your dukes, sir
I'm a D, you're a C, you're a whole step down!
You got the stars and the stripes all up in your tailpiece!
You look bad; that's what the
Superman tells me!
I stick to the truth 'cause I know you got the lasso!
I'm the ceremony master blaster with the rhymes,
And they're sealed and signed and delivered on time!
Bechdel test (You're gonna fail - you couldn't? pass?)
Double D's under your double W's
Plane? To me, E'THING is invisible!
Lass with a lasso
The wonder twins in your wonder bra
…you can't spot, like a cheetah
A whole step down from me: D.C.
The end credits include a special thanks to T-Pain for "inspiring ERBs since March 30, 2011," a nod to the battle that was released that day, Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and the autotune effect used by both Stephen Hawking in that battle and by T-Pain in many of his works.
During the line, "I'm like Geena Davis, in a justice league of my own!", Geena Davis is misspelled as "Gina Davis".
At 0:38, Lilly Singh's tattoo is visible on Wonder Woman's right wrist.
During some points in Stevie Wonder's verse, T-Pain's hand tattoos are visible.
During the line, "Even if I stick to the best selections," the upper part of Wonder Woman's right boot is keyed out with the green screen.
At 1:29, the bottom-left part of the screen glitches out for a split second.
During the line, "And a part time father", Wonder Woman says the word 'a' but it is omitted in the subtitles.
Wonder Woman vs Stevie Wonder - ERB Behind the Scenes